Two guys get shipwrecked on a Island, after spending two days searching it for signs of life, they get caught by a tribe who take them back, the king stands up and says to the men, if you go into the forest and gather either 100 nuts or fruit then bring them back for a chance to save yourselves.
The two men run off, around an hour later the first man returns with 100 grapes.
The king tells him to put the grapes up his ****, if he can fit all 100 in without laughing he is free to go.
The man starts his task and when he hits 99 the bursts out laughing.
'I don't understand' said the king, ' you was nearly there, why did you start laughing?'
'My mates collecting Coconuts!' He replied.
2006-12-21 05:42:32 · 7 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-21 07:17:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one had a great punch line.
Charles
2006-12-21 06:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but they said pineapples instead of coconuts.
2006-12-21 05:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by DLS_CB 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-21 05:55:40 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a classic, but an old classic
2006-12-21 06:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by monkey boy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch
2006-12-21 05:46:49 · answer #6 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S A GOOD ONE. SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS ARE BETTER.
2006-12-21 05:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋