Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2006

A man has just come to a prison that night, and is lying in bed, when one of the other prisoners shouts out "43!" and, to the man's surprise, all the other prisoners begin to laugh hysterically. Then, a few minutes later another of the prisoners shouts "65!" and, sure enough, the others begin to laugh. This goes on for a few more hours, prisoners calling out number every few minutes and then laughing. So the next morning the man approaches one of the prisoners, Bob, and asks him what the number calling was all about. Bob tells him "Well, we're not allowed to tell any jokes in here, but someone managed to bring in a joke book and hid it under a floorboard in the toilets. Everyone has memorised the jokes and which pages they're on so every night some of us tell our favourite jokes by calling out the page number." The man in intrigued and desides to go into the toilets and find the book. Sure enough, under the floorboards is a huge joke book, with a joke on each page.

2006-12-21 05:56:14 · 34 answers · asked by ~Grace~ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats your favorite kind of shot?

2006-12-21 05:56:12 · 56 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Kirk Cameron from TV sitcom "GROWING PAINS"?

Hey, you know the 80's/90's TV show Growing Pains?
I think Kirk Cameron looked sooooooooo HOT back then.
He was a very attractive teen boy.
(I used to have a crush on him)

Who agrees?

2006-12-21 05:55:55 · 7 answers · asked by hellothere 6 in Television

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Who else just answered "Prettygirls questions"?

What do you think about her? I'll be choosing a BEST answer in 4 hours!

2006-12-21 05:55:36 · 9 answers · asked by ~*meli$sa*~ 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the average price for a hooker in the red light district?

lol

2006-12-21 05:55:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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what does the song "This ain't a scene its an arms race" mean??

2006-12-21 05:55:17 · 4 answers · asked by jessica m 1 in Music

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Whats the nicest thing you could say to the person closest to you?

My best friend. My boyfriend. He is my everything. He cheers me up, makes me laugh, he's the one always there for me. He is my everything.

2006-12-21 05:55:13 · 6 answers · asked by Marlena 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Super Curvaceous or Work Out Freak? Which do you prefer?

I consider myself an attractive woman and am VERY CURVACEOUS, not a waif or twig thin and I absolutely HATE working out...I'm not morbidly obese or ANYWHERE near it...
I find that most men are only interested in women that works out religiously and has a wafer thin body. What is the big deal? A Woman is SUPPOSED to have curves and some meat on her bones. There was a time when that was the norm and the models/actresses of that time were considered sex symbols (think Marilyn Monroe) but now if you don't fit into a size 2 then no one gives you a second thought. Are there any men that don't fall for the hype of the pencil thin girlies? Just wondering...

2006-12-21 05:54:49 · 42 answers · asked by shell92107 2 in Polls & Surveys

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where can i download or find the nescafe commercial for malaysia?

2006-12-21 05:54:38 · 2 answers · asked by audy 1 in Television

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Who do you want to lead down your dark roads?

2006-12-21 05:54:35 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the thing you try to ignore but it always comes in your thoughts?

♫

2006-12-21 05:54:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Do you rage against the dying of the light?

♥(got to freakin' LOVE Dylan Thomas.....)

2006-12-21 05:53:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who's Faster The Rabbit or The Turtle?

2006-12-21 05:53:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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If Beyonce wasn't so hot, would anyone think she was a good singer?

She's mediocre at best in terms of singing, but damn, she's good looking. Is she a star only because of her looks?

2006-12-21 05:53:10 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Do you just keep hoping that their heart opens?

2006-12-21 05:52:31 · 13 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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What different things have you?

used to pick your teeth?

2006-12-21 05:51:43 · 14 answers · asked by T_I_GG_E_R 5 in Polls & Surveys

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evanescence?

does anyone like evanescence i really like her im listening to lithium right now and lose control

2006-12-21 05:50:43 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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So whats the worst CD of all time?

2006-12-21 05:50:42 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Danity Kane?

Do you like them?
If you do-what's your favorite song by them?

2006-12-21 05:50:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Do you think the finish line is a good place we could start?

2006-12-21 05:49:33 · 14 answers · asked by turtle girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

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Would 45298459277 Pink Flamingoes make a good security system?

... Are Pink Flamingoes any good at defending property? Would they know what to do in an emergency? How much would feeding them cost?

Thanks fer yer answers!! ♥

2006-12-21 05:49:16 · 9 answers · asked by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Who else thinks Rosie O'Donnell is a Big-Gay-Idiot?

2006-12-21 05:49:14 · 15 answers · asked by racingdiego@sbcglobal.net 5 in Celebrities

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What's your biggest strength?

you know, the thing that makes you say "i will get through this"

2006-12-21 05:49:07 · 2 answers · asked by Emery 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Can Irish men make sense ?

Two Irish men talking in the pub, Pat sez (says) "if I shag your missus and she has a baby, will that make us related?". "No", sez Mike, "but it'll make us even!".

2006-12-21 05:48:49 · 7 answers · asked by Gem of Wisdom 4 in Jokes & Riddles