for a large scotch and a single, he drinks the large scotch and pours the single into his shirt pocket, he then orders another and does the same, drinks the large and pours the single into his top pocket.
After a few hours the man becomes wobbly and tries to stand up holding the bar, he asks the barmaid for a large and single scotch, she replies ' Sorry sir you have had too much to drink, i can't serve you'
'Just give me a large nad a single scotch' he replies.
' No sorry you'll have to come back tomorrow' says the barmaid.
'Right get me the Landlord' yells the man.
So the Barmaid gets the landlord, explaining to him about the strange antics with the two scotchs.
The man looks at the Landlord and says 'I want a Large scotch and a single and i want them now!'
'Sorry Sir you will have to come back tomorrow, you will not be served tonight' The landlord said.
'Right Outside' shouts the man, and a little mouse jumped outa his pocket and said' Yeah and bring your f*@$ing Cat!!!!!!!!'
2006-12-21 05:26:58 · 21 answers · asked by mandigre 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is really funny.
Bet it happened in Glasgow!
2006-12-21 05:29:20 · answer #1 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i imagine you've were given the comic tale somewhat incorrect. His friends were now operating around the international and they'd agreed that at a series time they'd all take a seat and drink to at least one yet another. He is presented in a unmarried evening and in effortless words orders 3 pints. The barman thinks there is been a bereavement and in the route of the finished of the evening plucks up braveness to ask him. "Oh no no longer some thing like that" he replies. "it truly is me........i'm using"
2016-11-28 02:19:10 · answer #2 · answered by obyrne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was why he needed to small scotch. ha ha i get it. it took me a second to figure it out.
2006-12-21 05:30:17 · answer #3 · answered by pegasis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...amusing
2006-12-21 05:29:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good i don't normally get jokes but i did with this one.
2006-12-21 05:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by j g a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I didnt get it but I didnt think it was funny...
2006-12-21 07:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-21 05:42:08 · answer #7 · answered by a Real Truthseeker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I am tired because I actually don't get that??
2006-12-21 05:33:13 · answer #8 · answered by Webballs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL I didn't expect that one at all, either!
Charles
2006-12-21 06:27:26 · answer #9 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. lol.
2006-12-21 05:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋