Sitting alone on a park bench feeding the last of your day-old bread to a pack of pigeons while sipping from a bottle of gin that you swiped from the corner liquor store... "Damn Paki always gives me a hard time" you think to yourself as slowly you drift into that blissful dizzy that you look forward to every night. You look over at the single red rose that you bought for Mindy. Mindy works at the Walgreens on 6th and Main. She's always so nice to you, sometimes that niceness was perceived as flirting. "What could that young broad want with an old coot like me?" You often wonder if she noticed that you seemed to go to that store more than you really needed. She didn't say anything when you bought the same pack of DoubleMint gum everyday for a week. Sometimes when the line was short you'd spend an extra few minutes getting to know her. Turns out she's divorced with 1 kid and was definitely ready to move on... but...
2006-12-21 05:22:37 · 16 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you made your big mistake that day. You've never been married, never even had a woman give you a second look, but that night in a moment's panic when the question "So, are you married?" was uttered from her soft ruby lips, to avoid the stigma of being "that creepy guy" you blurted "yes! happily for 23 years!" When really that's how long it had been since you last spent the night with a woman. "Stupid stupid stupid!" So that rose just sits on the park bench, it was bought with the last $4 in your pocket and you know you'll never get the courage up to actually give it to her.
Well... there's always next year.
BAM!!!
Maybe not.
2006-12-21 05:25:59 · update #1
dam Jimbo thanks for making me depressed
2006-12-21 05:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha - love the question - it made me snort... I wish my Mongoose became warm like yours! undecided if this is a pre-fab music or no longer, yet my niece (who's grown) and that i went through this point the place we could flow from side to side with the "My Hump" music. She somewhat had it as her ringtone for me on her telephone! we could sing from side to side to a minimum of one yet another - whatcha gonna do with all that junk...all that junk in my trunk. My hump! My hump! My amazing woman lump!! sturdy circumstances.
2016-12-11 13:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by slagle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, I was going to say this was the first question of yours that was normal but now I realized you were just waiting for me to click it and waste 2 minutes of my life reading about some gross old mans love life.No offense to you though.
2006-12-21 05:28:00 · answer #3 · answered by ---Imperfect Disaster--- 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes especially for the bonus that I get from my work place.
2006-12-21 05:25:10 · answer #4 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends. Not everyone's Christmas is a good one. But I kind of know what you mean.
2006-12-21 05:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Jazz21 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are like the people's poet man. I dig, I dig.
2006-12-21 07:44:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
She's not sure if you could be the one, deep down she believes that you are.
2006-12-21 05:27:05 · answer #7 · answered by Thumper 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, yeah, sure, whatever you say Jim....ask a question with thirty other questions in it and I'll read that one.....
2006-12-21 05:28:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
At least your question is posted. Don't you like it?
2006-12-21 05:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Doncha?
I want some of what you're drinking...
2006-12-21 05:26:25 · answer #10 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey you need more booze!
2006-12-21 05:25:20 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋