Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2006

2006-12-19 06:55:44 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

I hate them, do you? They're stupid,

2006-12-19 06:54:18 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After watching Lost the other night I was more confused than ever, I'm sure that the guy that was married to Kate was one of the Others. I'm also sure that he is the one that kidnapped Claire in the first series but was later killed by Charlie, or was I just imaginning it?

2006-12-19 06:53:45 · 5 answers · asked by Hendo 5 in Television

My friends and I used to go into the dollar store and clip "granny panies" on peoples pocketbooks......Im talking XXL bright pink underwear they would find for some reason hanging on their purse or cart...What have you all done?

2006-12-19 06:53:20 · 9 answers · asked by AnnaG 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 06:53:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you had the opportunity to interview your favorite actor, what questions would you ask them?

2006-12-19 06:53:18 · 10 answers · asked by Cristina v 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-19 06:52:40 · 4 answers · asked by Dustin W 1 in Music

I.E. Scarface was a masterpiece, Al Pacino was worthy of an Oscar for his role.. Whereas Godfather, relatively, was moderately entertaining and instructive. Scarface is full of memorable and insightful quotes, i.e., "You need people like me so you can point your dirty little finger and say 'look, there's the bad guy.' "... Love it! This is what society is all about - "good" people (wealthy, good looking, et al) NEED, strongly, all the "other" people to feel good about themselves... That quote is almost as good as Nicholson's "You can't handle the Truth" in a Few Good Men...

2006-12-19 06:52:40 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.

His horse has already died of thirst.

He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.

He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.

There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie! ... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."



"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."

She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"

The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.

He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.

The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish

that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turned into a tampon.

2006-12-19 06:51:42 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I never get to see the new episodes of Reba cause I have Church on Sunday nights and I don't know when the come on again...So if anyone has anything about it please let me know.
Thank you very much...I really apprecaite it..

2006-12-19 06:51:22 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Poll and survey and yah i had to write that inorder for the stupid thing to say Entertaimnet Polls/Surveys

2006-12-19 06:51:11 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Our theme for our prom is "Rock & Roll Fantasy", we want a rock style party (not 50's) but hard rock with guitars, etc..Any ideas for decorations?

2006-12-19 06:51:08 · 5 answers · asked by reneeb 1 in Music

2006-12-19 06:51:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 06:50:45 · 15 answers · asked by madiline_98 3 in Horoscopes

I heard that the movie is going to be pretty boring

2006-12-19 06:50:27 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-19 06:49:30 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 06:49:15 · 6 answers · asked by vncntcarroll 1 in Comics & Animation

Poll

2006-12-19 06:49:06 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.explosm.net/comics/757/

2006-12-19 06:48:59 · 13 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys

I like smart, fast-paced, action-packed, suspenseful, and visually interesting tv, and since it was recommended, I haven't been able to find it being re-run on any stations. I hate to spend the money on the DVD set if I'm not sure I'll like it...

2006-12-19 06:48:32 · 12 answers · asked by LEW 3 in Television

oven at Christmas time?

2006-12-19 06:48:16 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 06:48:16 · 41 answers · asked by claire 1 in Movies

2006-12-19 06:48:06 · 3 answers · asked by mshyp 2 in Horoscopes

2006-12-19 06:48:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on eitherside of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from to of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat edged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail; get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill downthroat with elastic band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Call fire department to retrieve the damn cat from across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie the little bastard's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.

15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.





HOW TO GIVE A DOG A PILL

1. Wrap it in bacon.

2006-12-19 06:47:47 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-19 06:47:11 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How tall are you?
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do you like beans?
Do you like George Wendt?
Can you burp the alphabet?
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
If your uncle Jack was stuck on a fence would you help your uncle... oh wait that's gross.
Why are puppies so cute?
Am I pregnant?
Do you like receiving mail?
Is my kitchen dancing offensive to inbreds?
It's 11:35; Do you know where your squid is?
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Dammit who ate my maple bar?
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
What would you like on your tombstone?
What's the meaning of life?
Are you drunk yet?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you have any Irish in you?
Would you like some?
How do you do that voodoo that you do so well?
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening?
What should I do?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Why are you so fat?
Which way did he go?
Do you mail Christmas cards?
Can I have one?
Remember that guy who did that stuff?

2006-12-19 06:46:56 · 25 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

my girlfriend was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.


There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!
I finally had to let her out.

2006-12-19 06:46:54 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My daugter has a DisneyChannel artists project for school and she has to find at least one song by some of the actors and actresses. One of them is Brenda Song and we searched the web together for a long time but found nothing. Any idea?

2006-12-19 06:46:29 · 5 answers · asked by rajstar100 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-19 06:45:58 · 15 answers · asked by KatGuy 7 in Polls & Surveys