Do you like pancakes or waffles?

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How tall are you?
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do you like beans?
Do you like George Wendt?
Can you burp the alphabet?
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?
If your uncle Jack was stuck on a fence would you help your uncle... oh wait that's gross.
Why are puppies so cute?
Am I pregnant?
Do you like receiving mail?
Is my kitchen dancing offensive to inbreds?
It's 11:35; Do you know where your squid is?
Do you smoke cigarettes?
Dammit who ate my maple bar?
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
What would you like on your tombstone?
What's the meaning of life?
Are you drunk yet?
Do you have any tattoos?
Do you have any Irish in you?
Would you like some?
How do you do that voodoo that you do so well?
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening?
What should I do?
Will you still love me tomorrow?
Why are you so fat?
Which way did he go?
Do you mail Christmas cards?
Can I have one?
Remember that guy who did that stuff?

Answer 1

Okay, I'll play this time:

Do you like pancakes or waffles? both
How tall are you? 5'2"
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? I dunno
Do you like beans? no
Do you like George Wendt? yeah sure
Can you burp the alphabet? not yet
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? I dunno but I loved that show!
If your uncle Jack was stuck on a fence would you help your uncle... oh wait that's gross. Yeah it is...
Why are puppies so cute? They're not, for the most part (I only like Pugs)
Am I pregnant? Good gawd I hope not...for all our sakes!
Do you like receiving mail? sometimes
Is my kitchen dancing offensive to inbreds? maybe
It's 11:35; Do you know where your squid is? It's somewhere in my blog still (nyce....gawd I love you!)
Do you smoke cigarettes? yeah of course, how else would I deal with this place?
Dammit who ate my maple bar? I did, I love maple bars
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? why, what have you heard?
What would you like on your tombstone? nothing, I wanna be cremated...
What's the meaning of life? 42
Are you drunk yet? no, it's Tuesday afternoon
Do you have any tattoos? just one that I did myself when I was fifteen
Do you have any Irish in you? I should, I'm a feisty one!!!
Would you like some? from you, yes.
How do you do that voodoo that you do so well? it's all about the faerie dust, Jim ;)
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening? Yeah and in the morning too(I love PP&M, you got a problem with that?)
What should I do? You should come to Florida and hang out with me ;)
Will you still love me tomorrow? Of course
Why are you so fat? I'm not! Now stop being such a smart@ss for just one minute.... :P
Which way did he go? Are you asking me or George?
Do you mail Christmas cards? not this year, I'm broke!
Can I have one? Yes
Remember that guy who did that stuff? Yeah, like that one time at band camp?

Answer 2

Do you like pancakes or waffles? pancakes
How tall are you?5'2"
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ? good question
Do you like beans? yes
Do you like George Wendt? who is that?
Can you burp the alphabet? no, can you?
Where in the world is Carmen SanDiego? your guess is as good as mine... hopefully it's warm unlike here...lol
If your uncle Jack was stuck on a fence would you help your uncle... oh wait that's gross.
Why are puppies so cute? cause they are puppies
Am I pregnant? I don't know .. Are You?
Do you like receiving mail? yes emails
Is my kitchen dancing offensive to inbreds? I wouldn't know, I'm not inbred..
It's 11:35; Do you know where your squid is? sure do he's visiting Spongebob...lol
Do you smoke cigarettes? yes
Dammit who ate my maple bar? don't know, probably the squid
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no
What would you like on your tombstone? Loved by all who knew her
What's the meaning of life? to live every day as if you didn't have a tomorrow.
Are you drunk yet? nope, wish I was
Do you have any tattoos? no
Do you have any Irish in you? No, but, i did last night..lol
Would you like some? Sure I'll try it again...lol
How do you do that voodoo that you do so well? ?
If you had a hammer would you hammer in the evening? I do have a hammer, but, I had rather hammer in the morning...
What should I do? Send more of these, they keep me from being bored...
Will you still love me tomorrow? only if you promise to love me back...
Why are you so fat? man, you really can see through this monitor... I wondered about that..lol
Which way did he go? that way
Do you mail Christmas cards? nope, not this year...
Can I have one? maybe next year...
Remember that guy who did that stuff? yep, i can describe him just like I described the tornado 5 times on tv he's tall, dark hair dark eyes and wearing all black...

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Answer 3

Oh why not.

pancakes, 5'4 (I think), african or european?, Beans are cool - cool beans, don't know who george is, I can only get up to "f" in the alphabet, I don't know where Carmen is - that's a blast from da past, what fence - eh?, puppies are cute cuz they have big eyes and... well they just are!, sure I enjoy receiving mail - why not, I'm not offended - so who cares, my squid is taking a bubble bath again, I don't smoke, I didn't eat it - but now I'm hungry, no crimes I know of, on my tombstone perhaps "that's bananas!", the meaning of life is to be happy... I guess..., I'm not drunk - are you?, no tatoos but I like to pretend, I'm part Irish... if that's what you mean, no thanks, I do everything well - no point in questioning it, no???, you should go bananas, probably not, I guess cuz I eat too many bananas, he went left, I hand cards in person, sure why not, I don't remember much.

Answer 4

Pancakes
5'6"
Don't know
Green beans
Norm!
Only if I drink Coke
In my basement
Yikes
Not all puppies are cute!
Congratulations if you are!
No news is good news
When I see the an inbred, I'll ask for you.
No, but I know where my octopus is
Like a chimney
Not me
Nope
It's about time!
To experience what we can't on the other side
In about five hours I will be
Not yet
Yeah, but he's not here right now
You bet!
I shoop
I hammer in the evening and the wee hours of the morning
Whatever your heart desires
Absolutely
Cause I eat oreos
Thata'way
Never
Nope
I'm still trying to forget

Answer 5

Lol. This was a trap, wasn't it? Okay, if you insist...

1. I'd rather not say >>

2. OMG! Guess what? I don't know. Why? Cause I'm stupid!

3. Sure.

4. Um, I have no idea who he is.

5. Never tried, but that's a good suggestion. I'll try it when complete boredom overcomes me.

6. Again, no idea who the hell she is.

7. I would pull his pants off. Oh wait... my aunt would kill me... or thank me.

8. Because they have big eyes, they're small, furry and cling to you...

9. I'm not God.

10. Sure

11. Um... if you say so

12. I ate it.

13. Kill myself? No, thanks.

14. Santa.

15. Yes, but since I'm mentally undeveloped they let me go.

16. Your body

17. Oh, please... this one's overused.

18. Not yet.... yet

19. Mental tattoos...

20. 50 % probably

21. Nope, thanks, I'm full.

22. Oh, a master's secret is only shared with his followers. ;)

23. yeah, yeah, yeah...

24. Pick my answer as the best. Look, I put so much effort into it! My fingers are almost falling off!

25. There's no tomorrow with no yesterday...

26. Cause I'm not, but you're just guessing...

27. Right, right! Quick, go after him!

28. I used to. Not anymore.

29. Sure...

30. Yeah. You can't forget something like that.

Answer 6

That could rely closely on what kind of booze one shall be consuming with breakfast. I discover that blueberry pancakes cross larger with photographs or combined beverages whilst I revel in a fine chablis or maybe a bloodless bottle of Killian's Red with waffles. Real maple syrup, nevertheless, is going with the whole thing.

Answer 7

Yes.
Five feet, two inches.
African or European?
No.
Who?
No.
Man, I miss that show.
I don't have an Uncle Jack.
Because they're fuzzy.
Did you drink the water?
Yes.
No, and neither is your car dancing.
No, but I know where my Betta fish is.
No.
I prefer the leaves.
No.
Cheese, and lots of it.
42.
Unfortunately, no.
Yes, 3.
Yes.
No, thank you.
College education.
And in the morning, and all over this world.
Eat something.
Will you still respect me in the morning?
It takes a lot to stay this big.
To the bar.
Yes.
If you like.
Yes, the one with the nose and the hair.

Answer 8

Okay Let me take a deep breath
.....
5'6"
12 Miles per hour
Yes
No
No
In My Bed
No Screw uncle Jack
So you wont' kill them when they pee on your rug
No YOur not Get off the pee stick
Yes I get mail of course
No Rock the Casbah
Yes, I sucked my Squid
NoI dont' smoke
I ate it..now shut up
No, I am clean
Ham and Pinneapples
There is no meaning of Life..It Sucks
No Yet but I will be later tonight
No but going to get one soon for my bday
Yes I am irish
No thanks
Umm, Its the way I work my hips
No
Jump
Hell No
I'm skinny
That way
No
No
OOH that was funny as hell

Okay How was that!

Answer 9

pancakes
5'10"
depends on who's the swallower
yes
yes
no
in San Diego
what's gross
don't know why
don't know
yes
no, they dance in the kitchen too
my squid is in it's tank
yes
not me
no
nothing, going to be cremated
don't know
no
yes
I have had some irish in me before
some what?
that's classified
no
whatever you want
maybe
I like to eat
west
yes
can I have your address?
hell yeah, where is he at now?

Answer 10

waffles
Six foot
African or European?
YES
sure
no
i miss that show
I don't know jack
must be an unsolved mystery
You better not be
yeah
yeah and mongoloids too
damn it, where is he?
nope
Me
the crime of love. ya, cheesy
Ya I'm Dead, What's Your Excuse?
See next question
See previous question
no
My last name isn't O'Reilly for nothing
Why not?
It's a gift
of course
Love me do
Let's wait till tomorrow
Why are you so blunt?
<--- that way ----->
Sometimes
No
Yes! He's a freaking genius