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you have sh*t stains on the back of your pants...

2006-12-19 06:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by AnnaG 4 · 4 0

You're not going to believe this, but a couple of weeks ago I actually STABBED myself in the back!

*This is true. I was under my car, putting in a new starter, and I had a pocket knife laying beside me opened, and somehow the thing got under me. When I was scooting out from under the car to get a wrench, it moved and stabbed me in my lower back. Luckily, it wasn't so bad that I had to go to the hospital, but I am going to have a wonderful scar for life.*

2006-12-19 14:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 2 0

I'm pregnant even though I'm on birth control and we only sleep together one weekend out of the month when I'm home from school"

It was devestating at the time, but turned out to be the biggest joy and purpose in my and my new husband's lives!

2006-12-19 14:51:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

.....Your Lawn Gnome Just Peed All Over Your Snowman

2006-12-19 14:47:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

My fone still works although its broke in half. Flipfone

2006-12-19 14:49:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i just got finger poped in da az lolz

2006-12-19 14:49:10 · answer #6 · answered by gigles1990 2 · 1 0

my cell phone just got ran over by a car

2006-12-19 14:47:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

i just seen a ghost behind you

2006-12-19 14:48:18 · answer #8 · answered by ema 3 · 1 1

I just saw the devil

2006-12-19 14:47:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

...I just pooped a chicken. I mean really? Who poops a chicken?

2006-12-19 14:53:10 · answer #10 · answered by Lynzee 5 · 0 2

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