A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.
His horse has already died of thirst.
He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath - when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what looks to be an old brief case.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing an IRS ID badge and a dull gray dress.
There's a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear.
"Well, cowboy," says the genie! ... "You know how I work. You have three wishes."
"I'm not falling for this", said the cowboy. "I'm not going to trust an IRS genie."
She smiled and said, "What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks like you're a goner anyway!"
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is right.
He said, "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and drink."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
The genie said, "OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."
"My second wish is that I was rich beyond my wildest dreams."
***POOF***
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
The genie said, "OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says... "I wish
that no matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."
***POOF***
He turned into a tampon.
2006-12-19 06:51:42 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats wat i need need!!!
2006-12-19 18:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Sounders was funny too. I used to deal blackjack to the cowboys when they came into town once a year for the NFR(National Finals Rodeo) in Las Vegas. Our casino used to be one of the big sponsors and the entire hotel was full of cowboys and cowgirls and everything in between. We employees were encouraged to also dress in western wear for the week. It was really something else, most of the cowboys really were gentlemen even when they started cusing and climbing up on top of the chairs whopping and hollering about finally hitting 21. They may of just won a whole whopping $7.50 on their $5.00 bet but you would think they had just won the lottery. They also forgot for that second that they had maybe lost the farm with all of their previous bad bets. Cowboys are still alive and well even if they now drive either Fords or Chevy trucks and carry cell phones.
2016-05-22 21:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 x
2006-12-19 18:59:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooooooo great one rofl. Yep truly a need for all women everywhere rofl.
2006-12-19 08:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't like the ending :(
2006-12-20 05:25:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny as hell, where on earth do you get all these jokes from night after night?
2006-12-19 08:24:38 · answer #6 · answered by elhodgie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your a bad boy. lmao
2006-12-19 08:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur the best,haaaaaaaa
2006-12-19 06:56:23 · answer #8 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud one
2006-12-19 08:03:13 · answer #9 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny
2006-12-19 07:24:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda long, but kinda good
2006-12-19 06:56:56 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋