my girlfriend was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate.
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night!
I finally had to let her out.
2006-12-19 06:46:54 · 15 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
not bad. i like them 10/10
2006-12-20 17:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If my girlfriend needed a mudpack to make her look nice, I probably would lock up a beautiful one in my hotel room, too..
2006-12-20 00:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Henny Youngman lives!
2006-12-19 14:50:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I prefered the 1st one liner to the second but they were both good!!
2006-12-19 16:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
was the second one blonde 9/10
2006-12-19 15:06:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha- man i just luv ur jokes- theyre so funny
2006-12-19 15:07:00 · answer #6 · answered by cayla_152 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one if very gd
2006-12-19 14:54:47 · answer #7 · answered by Lu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
2006-12-19 15:02:55 · answer #8 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
quite funny!
2006-12-19 15:13:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-19 17:01:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋