Entertainment & Music - 19 December 2006

A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"

2006-12-19 08:36:27 · 14 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-19 08:36:07 · 18 answers · asked by Benjamin J 3 in Music

What exactly has Leona won?
Million punds spent on promoting her? Money in the bank?
Just curious for when I win it next time :)

2006-12-19 08:35:56 · 9 answers · asked by a Real Truthseeker 7 in Television

if you think it's not, then can you please tell me what your grades are?

2006-12-19 08:35:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://www.kidzworld.com/multimedia/johnny_skeet.gif

I can't decide I think they are both hott!!!

2006-12-19 08:35:47 · 17 answers · asked by summer ♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 08:34:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i heard he did

2006-12-19 08:34:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-19 08:34:00 · 9 answers · asked by vinny 1 in Television

2006-12-19 08:33:50 · 4 answers · asked by lil_poet_man 1 in Television

any takers?
best answer goes to who tells me first!

2006-12-19 08:33:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-12-19 08:33:46 · 28 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Polls & Surveys

I need a good cd for my sister who has been through alot. I need like rock music but that has clear words that she can hear. Or a good country cd with good words that she can hear and maybe sing along. A cd she will cherish even after months.

2006-12-19 08:33:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

your virginity or your mind?

2006-12-19 08:33:44 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 08:33:28 · 5 answers · asked by Skull F'r 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-19 08:32:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

"Red red wine you make me feel so fine
Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line

The line broke, the monkey get choke
Burn bad rizla pon him little rowing boat"

2006-12-19 08:32:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This is a serious question

2006-12-19 08:32:08 · 32 answers · asked by BullShit Man 1 in Polls & Surveys

or if he should put some extra shine on his bald head.. what do u find more attractive??

2006-12-19 08:31:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think it will sound like Enya.

2006-12-19 08:30:37 · 14 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Music

One came into my shop yesterday. He gave me a ten pound note and I gave him change for a five and he never noticed.

2006-12-19 08:30:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and what part

2006-12-19 08:30:31 · 9 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 08:29:46 · 5 answers · asked by T.Hodg 1 in Celebrities

the best show i've seen i got used to the blood

2006-12-19 08:29:33 · 12 answers · asked by ticachic 3 in Television

not as in the band as in a actual foo fighter

2006-12-19 08:29:09 · 13 answers · asked by bakerjaffa 2 in Music

2006-12-19 08:29:06 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-19 08:29:01 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and their hands are in a fist and they scream "thats it!"
what usually happens next???

2006-12-19 08:28:33 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanna know movies that cuss like team america..anyone know good one?

2006-12-19 08:28:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-12-19 08:28:12 · 14 answers · asked by kevin-z 1 in Movies

2006-12-19 08:27:33 · 4 answers · asked by miasophia 3 in Music