A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and the only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?"
One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed "Put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!"
2006-12-19 08:36:27 · 14 answers · asked by Roll'n Bluntz 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's pretty good.
Here's another parrot joke. Enjoy!
A man went to the pet store and saw a parrot 75% off. The clerk told him, "This parrot knows nothing but curse words. It swears like a sailor all day and all night. It has been returned twice."
The man bought the parrot, saying "Maybe I can break him of the habit."
When he got home, he put the parrot cage in the corner. Within a few minutes, the parrot was cursing up a storm, squalling at the top of its little lungs, antagonizing the cat, and so on. The man said, "Shut up or I'll put you in the freezer until you calm down!"
The parrot continued to swear at its new owner.
So, the man took the cage and stuck it in the freezer, while the parrot became more and more agitated. The parrot continued to scream and curse for three minutes in the freezer, then it abruptly fell silent.
Thinking he might have hurt the parrot, the man opened the freezer and removed the cage. The parrot was apparently unharmed but it was silent. After a moment, it spoke softly: "I sincerely apologize for my recent verbal abuse. May I please ask, what did the turkey do?"
2006-12-19 08:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by Rochester 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fun-o-meter [scale 0-10]: 5
2006-12-19 08:39:04 · answer #2 · answered by Mario E 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats FUNNY
2006-12-19 08:40:22 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao Girl very funny you should post these later in the evening
2016-05-22 21:52:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funee like that one
2006-12-19 08:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by danjontina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2006-12-19 09:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-19 08:43:31 · answer #7 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's cute and funny
2006-12-19 08:39:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
both your joke and they guy aboves are great!!!
2006-12-19 09:05:27 · answer #9 · answered by M T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice... pretty funny
2006-12-19 08:40:42 · answer #10 · answered by Wiked 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋