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One came into my shop yesterday. He gave me a ten pound note and I gave him change for a five and he never noticed.

2006-12-19 08:30:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

S.H.I.T. The Tenner is a fake!!!! The clever git....

2006-12-19 08:35:59 · update #1

HELLO!!!! READ THE EXTRA BITS. IT'S A JOKE!!!!! HELLO AMERICA!!!!!

2006-12-19 08:39:47 · update #2

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It was prooved by scientists that they are very clever. They don't think that..they know that.

2006-12-19 08:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

strategies shape. There are some strategies advantageous factors we go together with intense intelligence, and dolphins have extra of those than we do. so some distance as technologies, nevertheless, it extremely is a poor degree. Dolphins do, curiously, use procedures, yet there extremely isn't something to make procedures out of interior the sea. you may not forge metallic without hearth, extremely, and marine plant life are not stiffened with cellulose the way many land plant life are. as properly, surely making procedures in many circumstances demands one appendage to hold and one to control. Dolphins can carry issues of their jaws, however the have not got a 2d appendage to, say, scrape it to shape.

2016-12-30 16:09:47 · answer #2 · answered by mccloy 3 · 0 0

"For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much--the wheel, New York, wars and so on--while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man--for precisely the same reasons."

-- Douglas Adams in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

2006-12-19 08:37:20 · answer #3 · answered by ConcernedCitizen 7 · 2 2

Barney, have you noticed that a lot of people on here are not worthy of highbrow humor? Sarcasm escapes them? I would not doubt that someone, sooner or later, on here, accuses you of having a dolphin prejudice. Good story, thanks.

2006-12-19 08:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Lame "0"

2006-12-19 08:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0 0

Yes, but if you have that £10 note checked, you will probably find it's forged.

2006-12-19 08:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by langdonrjones 4 · 1 0

Thats Y u got jipped! lol

2006-12-19 08:41:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Oh that's so lame! Lame! Sorry!

2006-12-19 22:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

they are smarter than you i am guessing

2006-12-19 08:36:31 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 2

LOL

2006-12-19 09:22:15 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0 0

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