Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

The show I'm thinking about only ran for a short while in the early 80's. It was a live action sci-fi program that ran on Saturday mornings. I can't remember much of the plotline, but I do know there were two robotic aliens that had been sent to earth; one good, one evil. Both of them took the shape of small flying saucers with heads attached, (sort of like in the movie "Batteries not Included", but larger) I was pretty young at the time, so thats all I remember. Please help. This is driving me crazy.

2006-12-13 05:44:34 · 3 answers · asked by rawk_chawk 2 in Television

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem". The clerk comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, "Put dem in a peeper bag." The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop.

They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. "Oh, yeh, dis looks good," replies Paddy.

They flip a coin and Gerry wins the toss. "I guess I git to go first, eh Paddy?" says Gerry. He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, "Fock dat, dis budgie jumpin' is
too fockin' dangerous for me"

2006-12-13 05:44:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Make up a horoscope for me (Virgo). Points awarded for creativity!

2006-12-13 05:44:07 · 9 answers · asked by drdansir2002 3 in Horoscopes

As far as I'm concerned, his portrayal of the monster in Young Frankenstein was one of the funniest performances I've ever seen.
Sitting at the table with Gene Hackman ladling hot soup in his lap and then lighting his finger thinking it was a cigar had me in hysterics.

2006-12-13 05:44:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Can anyone name another vampire song... there's one that comes out on k -rock other than the "the world is a vampire" song... there's another one but i cant remember how it goes and i so need to know who sings that song!!!!
Can anyone please give me name of songs and bands who also sing vampire songs??? Please!

2006-12-13 05:44:02 · 4 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Music

I often take sides, being neutral means I am scared to speak my mind.

2006-12-13 05:43:54 · 25 answers · asked by White 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:43:44 · 14 answers · asked by aidan m 1 in Celebrities

During World War II, movies ended with a credit urging the audience to buy war bonds in the lobby of the theater. Where can I find a graphic file containing such a message?

2006-12-13 05:43:32 · 1 answers · asked by lowellstreiker@sbcglobal.net 1 in Movies

2006-12-13 05:43:32 · 14 answers · asked by Youngling 4 in Polls & Surveys

Did anyone hear the rumour of acdc playing slane in 2007?

2006-12-13 05:43:19 · 3 answers · asked by eliza 2 in Music

My legs are so large that they smush together when i sit down. This means that when I sit on a toilet, my *** cheeks also smush together and I have to manually spread my buttox so that I can defficate. Are there any larger toilets or something out there that could help me?

2006-12-13 05:42:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If your doctor told you your baby has a gene normally associate with criminality.

Would you considered termination? Or risk your child growing up as criminal?

2006-12-13 05:42:24 · 21 answers · asked by Aquamarine 4 in Polls & Surveys

You guys are good at this!

If 24 H in a D = 24 Hours in a Day.

Please help me solve these:

5 T on a F=
3 W on a T =
11 P in a F (S) T =
27 B in the N T =
13 L in a B D =
9 L of a C =
23 P of C in the H B =
64 S on a C B =
9 P in a S A =

Thanks ahead of time!!!!

2006-12-13 05:41:52 · 6 answers · asked by Theandysullivan 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 05:41:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-13 05:41:41 · 12 answers · asked by SWORD LI 4 in Polls & Surveys

You Know You Want Me.....

2006-12-13 05:41:40 · 5 answers · asked by Will Smith 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:41:11 · 5 answers · asked by carlo b 1 in Celebrities

PICK THE RIGHT BANK
You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no
money.

STUDY YOUR HISTORY
Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk
took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy
down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans.

SPEAK TO THE RIGHT TELLER
One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it.
He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived.

DON'T SIGN YOUR DEMAND NOTE
Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh... on an envelope bearing the
name and address of another in Detroit....and in East Hartford, Connecticut, on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's
signature and account number.

DON'T ADVERTISE
A teenage girl in Los Angeles tried to distract attention from her face by wearing a see-through blouse with no bra while holding up
banks.

GO EASY ON THE DISGUISE
One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first into a glass door. He was the first criminal ever to be
positively identified by lip-print.

TAKE RIGHT TURNS ONLY
Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn into the Homestead Air Force Base, drove up to a military police
guardhouse and, thinking it was a toll-booth, offered the security men money.

BE AWARE OF THE TIME
Or the chagrin of the bank robber in Cheshire, Massachusetts, who hit the bank at 4:30 PM, then tried to escape through downtown North
Adams, where he was trapped in rush hour traffic until police arrived.

CONSIDER ANOTHER LINE OF WORK
Bank robbery is not for everyone. One nervous Newport, RI robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket,
shot himself in the head and died instantly.

BE STRONG
Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Massachusetts, who, when the teller told him she had no money,
fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. His getaway car, parked nearby, had the keys locked inside it.

2006-12-13 05:41:09 · 5 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 05:40:45 · 34 answers · asked by That Girl You Know 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have a 2nd degree burn on my middle finger and 1st degree burn on my index and ring finger and thay hurt like hell

2006-12-13 05:40:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Youre out walking around. Its a beautiful day. Youre looking your sunday best. Breathing in the fresh air. The wind is flowing thru your hair. Its a fantastic 72 degrees. 10% humidity.
As youre walking you close your eyes for just a moment, when
BAM, you slip and fall in a huge pile of doggie doodie.
Oh my Gosh. Its all over your a ss. It makes you look like you crapped your pants. Theirs people all around and they saw the whole thing! what do you do?

2006-12-13 05:40:13 · 8 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:39:34 · 17 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

best gets 10 points

2006-12-13 05:39:23 · 8 answers · asked by bitter sweet 2 in Polls & Surveys

Scientists are finding more and more genes that are related to behavior and physical traits.

If money wasn't the issue would you consider your to be child be scan for traits and would you pick what traits your child should have?

Like blue eyes, intelligence etc.

2006-12-13 05:38:19 · 12 answers · asked by Aquamarine 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 05:37:03 · 26 answers · asked by Rootmydarling 1 in Music

2006-12-13 05:37:00 · 11 answers · asked by oppsupsideurhead 5 in Polls & Surveys

I work in a candy factory boxing and shipping fudge 55 hours a week.
Every time when people ask me what I do for a living they laugh hysterically when I reply, I'm a fudge packer."

I'm beginning to develop a complex. What should I do?

2006-12-13 05:36:54 · 19 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

It comes out all the time at k-rock
it goes:

The world is a vampire.... something, something, something... I can't remember the rest!

2006-12-13 05:36:42 · 14 answers · asked by Lizzeth 3 in Music

you know you would rather have me..right?

2006-12-13 05:36:32 · 5 answers · asked by Will Smith 1 in Polls & Surveys

Someday we could look at Datelines "To Catch a Predator" as being similar to the Salem witch trials.

2006-12-13 05:35:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys