Youre out walking around. Its a beautiful day. Youre looking your sunday best. Breathing in the fresh air. The wind is flowing thru your hair. Its a fantastic 72 degrees. 10% humidity.
As youre walking you close your eyes for just a moment, when
BAM, you slip and fall in a huge pile of doggie doodie.
Oh my Gosh. Its all over your a ss. It makes you look like you crapped your pants. Theirs people all around and they saw the whole thing! what do you do?
2006-12-13 05:40:13 · 8 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You guys give hilarious answers.
Thankyou!
2006-12-13 05:41:06 · update #1
Smile and say, Ain't that the shitz....
2006-12-13 05:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by bobemac 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I pretend to sit down and finish taking a dump. then see what the people would say.
2006-12-13 13:44:02 · answer #2 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yell sorry bad case of the s h i t s ....then run -away as fast as I can!
2006-12-13 13:49:00 · answer #3 · answered by Vanilla_Bean 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stand up and say thank f*ck it wasn't cat sh*t. That stuff really stinks.
2006-12-13 13:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by singa_dude 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is no such then as a stupid question only stupids answers like this one.
2006-12-13 13:42:03 · answer #5 · answered by tkdlindz 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would stand up, dust myself off and say, "OK folks, for my next trick...."
2006-12-13 13:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
smile and say "it's a beautiful day isn't it?"
2006-12-13 13:44:18 · answer #7 · answered by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would turn my FACE!!!!
what a shame???? i couldn't bear in my DREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSSS..............
PLEASE....HELP ME!!!
2006-12-13 13:48:50 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋