My legs are so large that they smush together when i sit down. This means that when I sit on a toilet, my *** cheeks also smush together and I have to manually spread my buttox so that I can defficate. Are there any larger toilets or something out there that could help me?
2006-12-13 05:42:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I can probably solve two of your problems with a single answer, monkey t - this one and the one about getting the right consistency of poop. Ought I cross post do you think?
You need an asiatic pan. This is, surprisingly, not a wok but a type of toilet used throughout asia. There's a picture of one here : http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/Japan/Misc/Toilets/
As you can see, you squat over the "pan" rather than sit. This has two advantages for you - no toilet to thigh contact and a natural separation of the buttocks.
While your saving up for one, I recommend you practice the squat on your current toilet. Believe me when I tell you how MUCH it will improve your balancing skills.
It's a win-win-win!
2006-12-13 08:12:40 · answer #1 · answered by poptop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All you need is a special toilet seat. Try Home Depot or try typing 'extra-large toilet seat' into your browser and see what comes up. Good luck.
2006-12-13 05:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Dorothy and Toto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't monkeys usually s**t outside by a tree? You should give up on the toilet and go outside, there is more space lol.
2006-12-13 06:02:23 · answer #3 · answered by Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need a toilet like they have in Japan that you squat over so your cheeks are spread wide.
2006-12-13 05:46:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get off the steroids and have a normal body, or just crap in the tub - but be sure to stay away from corn and peanuts.
2006-12-13 05:46:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Stop working out and let your legs thin out a bit naturally.
2006-12-13 05:44:34 · answer #6 · answered by Gideon 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
shove a pvc pipe up ur as* then the turds will just fall out!
2006-12-13 05:49:21 · answer #7 · answered by woody 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry cant help you with that. why dont you try having your mom spread your cheeks for you while you take a crap?
2006-12-13 05:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
i have to do the same thing. you probably wear the crotch right out of your jeans too. ahh the price we pay to be able to squat and deadlift serious poundage.
2006-12-13 05:44:57 · answer #9 · answered by supahtforyou 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You need to lose weight and get in better shape.
2006-12-13 05:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋