lessons for bank robbers?

Question

PICK THE RIGHT BANK
You don't want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no
money.

STUDY YOUR HISTORY
Don't try to stick up the First National Bank of Northfield, Minnesota. Jesse James tried it 111 years ago, and the townsfolk
took just seven minutes to kill two and capture three of his gang. Nobody tried again until 1984, and the customers chased the guy
down. They're tight with their dollar, those Minnesotans.

SPEAK TO THE RIGHT TELLER
One robber in Upland, CA, presented his note to the teller, and her father, who was in the next line, got all bent out of shape about it.
He wrestled the guy to the ground and sat on him until authorities arrived.

DON'T SIGN YOUR DEMAND NOTE
Demand notes have been written on the back of a subpoena issued in the name of a bank robber in Pittsburgh... on an envelope bearing the
name and address of another in Detroit....and in East Hartford, Connecticut, on the back of a withdrawal slip giving the robber's
signature and account number.

DON'T ADVERTISE
A teenage girl in Los Angeles tried to distract attention from her face by wearing a see-through blouse with no bra while holding up
banks.

GO EASY ON THE DISGUISE
One robber, dressed up as a woman with very heavy make-up, ran face first into a glass door. He was the first criminal ever to be
positively identified by lip-print.

TAKE RIGHT TURNS ONLY
Avoid the sad fate of the thieves in Florida who took a wrong turn into the Homestead Air Force Base, drove up to a military police
guardhouse and, thinking it was a toll-booth, offered the security men money.

BE AWARE OF THE TIME
Or the chagrin of the bank robber in Cheshire, Massachusetts, who hit the bank at 4:30 PM, then tried to escape through downtown North
Adams, where he was trapped in rush hour traffic until police arrived.

CONSIDER ANOTHER LINE OF WORK
Bank robbery is not for everyone. One nervous Newport, RI robber, while trying to stuff his ill-gotten gains into his shirt pocket,
shot himself in the head and died instantly.

BE STRONG
Then there was the case of the hopeful criminal in Swansea, Massachusetts, who, when the teller told him she had no money,
fainted. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. His getaway car, parked nearby, had the keys locked inside it.

Answer 1

Very funny. First laugh I had for the day. Thank You

Answer 2

the small town where my mom lives a man tried to rob the bank directly across the street from the county court house. He practiced outside several times trying to work up the nerve saying to himself, "Give me all the f*cking money, this is a stick up." He then ran inside to a teller and shouted, "GIVE ME ALL THE STICKING MONEY, THIS IS A F*CK UP!" The teller started laughing and the robber left, there is a commerative plack in the bank with the quote.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

Wow. The things people do.

Answer 5

lol