Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2006

1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2. You name your children Eudora, Aol and Dotcom.
3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
6. You laugh at people with 28.8 KBPS- modems.
7. You start using smileys in your snail mail.
8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
10. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
12. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because
they have neutral screennames and you never bothered to ask.
13. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.
14. You tell the cab driver you live at http://www.edison~ /garden/house/ brick.html
to a friend.
15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
16. After reading this message, you immediately E-mail it

2006-12-07 04:40:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Its hard 4 me to forgive....
but I dont forget 2

2006-12-07 04:39:46 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:39:40 · 24 answers · asked by technomix 3 in Movies

2006-12-07 04:39:21 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:39:16 · 8 answers · asked by Spicy Ketchup 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-07 04:38:57 · 18 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:38:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 04:38:41 · 1 answers · asked by Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 2 in Television

2006-12-07 04:38:40 · 7 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

. . . about anything.
I really can't think of much right now lol, besides SpiritedAway, loved that film A lot[!]

I might write my list later on. . .

P.S. You can ADD in more movies if you want to, the better ;)

2006-12-07 04:38:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

anyone have any ideas what it could be the clue is water and it has to do with planes.

2006-12-07 04:38:07 · 27 answers · asked by Nicolas M 1 in Comics & Animation

2006-12-07 04:38:03 · 22 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:37:32 · 6 answers · asked by sweet2tater2 3 in Polls & Surveys

and Why?

2006-12-07 04:36:52 · 15 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:36:52 · 19 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

An young Japanese girl was trained customarily by her mother that after
marriage she should always please her husband and never annoy him.

Well, after first night of their wedding, in the morning the girl got out of
the bed after making intense love the night before.

She bent down the pick the clothes of her husband's clothes on the floor who
was awake, and uncontrollably let out a big fart.

Ashamedly she looked up towards husband and said:,"Ahhs me so sowrwy...
excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."

2006-12-07 04:36:48 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 04:36:38 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

TWO IRISHMEN WALK INTO A PET SHOP. RIGHT AWAY THEY GO OVER TO THE BIRD SECTION. GERRY SAYS TO PADDY, “DAT’S DEM.” THE CLERK COMES OVER AND ASKS IF HE CAN HELP THEM. “YEAH, WE’LL TAKE FOUR OF DEM DERE BUDGIES IN DAT CAGE OP DERE,” SAYS GERRY, “PUT DEM IN A PEEPER BAG.” THE CLERK DOES AND THE TWO GUYS PAY FOR THE BIRDS AND LEAVE THE SHOP.
THEY GET INTO GERRY’S VAN AND DRIVE UNTIL THEY ARE HIGH UP IN THE HILL AND STOP AT THE TOP OF A CLIFF WITH A 500-FOOT DROP. “DIS LOOKS LOIKE A GRAND PLACE, EH?” SAYS GERRY. HE THEN TAKES TWO BIRDS OUT OF THE BAG, PLACES THEM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF.
PADDY WATCHES AS HIS MATE DROPS OFF THE EDGE AND GOES STRAIGHT DOWN FOR A FEW SECONDS FOLLOWED BY A “SPLAT”! AS PADDY LOOKS OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF HE SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “THE HELL WITH THAT, DIS BUDGIE JUMPIN’ IS TOO DAMN’ DANGEROUS FOR ME.”
A MINUTE LATER, SEAMUS ARRIVES. HE TOO HAS BEEN TO THE PET SHOP AND HE WALKS UP CARRYING THE FAMILIAR “PEEPER BAG”. HE PULLS A PARROT OUT OF THE BAG, AND THEN PADDY NOTICES THAT, IN HIS OTHER HAND, SEAMUS IS CARRYING A GUN. “HI, PADDY. WATCH DIS,” SEAMUS SAYS AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF. PADDY WATCHES AS HALF WAY DOWN, SEAMUS TAKES THE HUN AND BLOWS THE PARROT’S HEAD OFF.
SEAMUS CONTINUES TO PLUMMET UNTIL THERE IS A… “SPLAT”! AS HE JOINS GERRY’S REMAINS AT THE BOTTOM. PADDY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “AN’ OIM NEVER TROYIN’ DAT PARROTSHOOTING NIDER.”
A FEW MINUTES AFTER SEAMUS SPLATS HIMSELF SEAN STROLLS UP. HE TOO HAS BEEN TO THE PET SHOP AND HE WALKS UP CARRYING THE FAMILIAR “PEEPER BAG”. INSTEAD OF A PARROT HE PULLS A CHICKEN OUT OF THE BAG, AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF WITH THE USUAL RESULT. ONCE MORE PADDY SHAKES HIS HEAD - … “FOCK ME SEAN, FIRST DER WAS GERRY WIT HIS BUDGIE JUMPING, DEN SEAMUS PARROTSHOOTING AND NOW YOU FOCKING “HENGLIDING.”

2006-12-07 04:36:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's really hard to avoid it. I swear half the time I go to Yahoo, I have that stupid look staring back at me. Does she only have one pose? Okay, there done venting. Sorry

2006-12-07 04:35:58 · 25 answers · asked by Smitty Carmichael 2 in Celebrities

at the end of the good the bad and the ugly, in the sunny scorched desert, where is it that clint eastwood probally rides off to? does anyone no or guess?

2006-12-07 04:35:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I think their hilarious. What about u guys?

2006-12-07 04:35:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

my friend told me this last night, but first I've heard of it

2006-12-07 04:34:49 · 16 answers · asked by mannit m 4 in Television

2006-12-07 04:34:45 · 37 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:34:26 · 10 answers · asked by joey tribbiani 1 in Polls & Surveys

No ties.

2006-12-07 04:34:25 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A prosperous businessman proposed to a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $300.00. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he did not have any money with him, and he would have his secretary write her a check for it and mark it "Rent of
Apartment".

On his way to his office, he decided that the whole thing was not worth the price he had agreed to pay on, he advised his secretary to send a check for $250.00, with the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed is my check for the amount of $250.00 for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

(1) It had never been used
(2) There was plenty of heat
(3) It was small

Last night I found it had been occupied, that there was not any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately replied and returned the check with the following note:

Dear Sir,

I am returning your check for $250.00. I cannot understand how you expected such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied, as for heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on, and for the size, it is not my fault if you did not have enough furniture to fill it.

2006-12-07 04:34:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
The priest says, "Oh ok, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.

The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
"Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church."
The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I hooked my drive well left into the trees."
The priest said, "And that's when you swore."

The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"

The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the f***ing putt!"

2006-12-07 04:33:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I would like to watch good romantic movies to improve my understanding.

2006-12-07 04:33:57 · 8 answers · asked by technomix 3 in Movies

I am a huge fan of the Eagles. I just got done watching Farewell Tour 1. They have redone and perform "Take it to the limit." Does anybody know what former member orginally was the lead voclist on that song? If anybody has not heard that entire concert, you need to, it is awesome.

2006-12-07 04:33:14 · 4 answers · asked by tim g 3 in Music

i do and its nice....whats songs you like heres the ones i like
like a boy
thats right
so hard
promise
cant leave em go

what about you

2006-12-07 04:33:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music