An young Japanese girl was trained customarily by her mother that after
marriage she should always please her husband and never annoy him.
Well, after first night of their wedding, in the morning the girl got out of
the bed after making intense love the night before.
She bent down the pick the clothes of her husband's clothes on the floor who
was awake, and uncontrollably let out a big fart.
Ashamedly she looked up towards husband and said:,"Ahhs me so sowrwy...
excuse prease, front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud."
2006-12-07 04:36:48 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice going there............. good for you to think about a new way to have an excuse for farting.......
2006-12-07 06:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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A: DIVORCE HIM
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A: NOTHING, HE’S BEEN TOLD ALREADY
Q: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY?
A: THE WAITER PUTS HER PLATE ON THE FLOOR
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A: AN ASTRONAUT FROM SOWETO
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A: THEY KER-MIT SUICIDE
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A: A BELLY BUTTON
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A: HALFWAY
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A: A STICK
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A: LASSIE
Q: WHAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT “R” IN PRETORIA?
A: THE “R” IN PROES STREET
Q: WHY CAN’T MEN GET MAD COW DISEASE?
A: BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL PIGS
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLY WITH NO WINGS?
A: A WALK
Q: WHAT IS IT WHEN A MAN TALKS DIRTY TO A WOMAN?
A: SEXUAL HARASSMENT
Q: WHAT IS IT WHEN A WOMAN TALKS DIRTY TO A MAN?
A: R2. 50 A MINUTE
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A: AN AMERECAN DOLLAR NOTE
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A: HE BECAME A STAR OVERNIGHT
Q: WHERE DOES YOUR MOM COME FROM?
A: ALASKA DON’T WORRY, ALASKA MYSELF
Enjoy. please do.
2006-12-07 05:03:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You obviously got in the gene pool when the life guard wasn't watching.
2006-12-07 05:06:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO now can i have the 10 points to your disposal. Merry christmas and happy holidays.
2006-12-07 04:54:09 · answer #4 · answered by missy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but not hilarious we have got used to a level of excellence from you that this one falls a bit below. That said, thanks for all the other great laughs you have given us and please keep up the good work.
2006-12-07 05:03:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Agree!
Alternative end:
"front hole so happy back hole blew open for ya for *******!
Cheers thx for laugh!
2006-12-07 04:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Gem of Wisdom 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah rotten.1 out of 10.
2006-12-07 04:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Fairly funny, but not too LoL Hilarious.
2006-12-07 04:44:24 · answer #8 · answered by I Might Even Be a Rock Star... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! i did nearly laugh out loud!
2006-12-07 04:44:36 · answer #9 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was awesome! Very funny!
2006-12-07 04:58:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋