another joke for you?

Question

A prosperous businessman proposed to a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend the night with him for $300.00. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he did not have any money with him, and he would have his secretary write her a check for it and mark it "Rent of
Apartment".

On his way to his office, he decided that the whole thing was not worth the price he had agreed to pay on, he advised his secretary to send a check for $250.00, with the following note:

Dear Madam,
Enclosed is my check for the amount of $250.00 for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that:

(1) It had never been used
(2) There was plenty of heat
(3) It was small

Last night I found it had been occupied, that there was not any heat and it was entirely too large.

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately replied and returned the check with the following note:

Dear Sir,

I am returning your check for $250.00. I cannot understand how you expected such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied, as for heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on, and for the size, it is not my fault if you did not have enough furniture to fill it.

Answer 1

wow, that is EXCELLENT!

Answer 2

That's was funny! LOL

Answer 3

LOL.......funny

Answer 4

i know where you rcoming from man.

Answer 5

thanks again sire..g'evening ..:-)