Entertainment & Music - 7 December 2006

2006-12-07 04:32:56 · 22 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, "I have to go home or the wife will be mad".
(at this point he was loaded drunk)

He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said "I can't walk and I didn't have that much to drink?".

He gets up to give it another try, this time the same thing happens and he falls flat to his face. He says "I have to get home some way or the wife will kill me if I don't get home soon"!

He gets an idea of crawling home, so away he went crawling home. He crawled up to his apartment and slowely snuck into bed with his wife trying not to wake her.

The next morning he woke up to see his wife running in the room. She said "you were out drinking again last night weren't you!"

The man replied with "NO WAY!"
And the wife said "YOU LIAR!
The bartender just called and said you left your wheelchair at the club again last night"!

2006-12-07 04:32:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-07 04:32:19 · 6 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

Should I let him?

2006-12-07 04:32:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:31:50 · 12 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:31:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

into the toilet by accident?

2006-12-07 04:30:48 · 11 answers · asked by My Dog Rowdy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:30:22 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

does anyone know if there is a way to e-mail a song to someone? Not just the lyrics, but the actual song.

2006-12-07 04:30:05 · 5 answers · asked by toya h 1 in Music

I'm beginning to believe in the moon hoax!

2006-12-07 04:29:55 · 16 answers · asked by Mary7 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:29:34 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

how big can a woman get before she is considered too big? does weight matter or is it all about the measurements?

2006-12-07 04:29:23 · 9 answers · asked by sugarmama 1 in Polls & Surveys

in your opinion what dvd's have the best extra features and are they really worth it??

2006-12-07 04:28:49 · 12 answers · asked by MARILYN P 2 in Movies

UPS Uniforms

Government Warning regarding purchase of UPS uniforms:

There has been a huge purchase, $32,000 worth, of United Parcel Service (UPS) uniforms on eBay over the last 30 days. This could represent a serious threat as bogus drivers(terrorists) can drop off anything to anyone with deadly consequences! If you have ANY questions when a UPS driver appears at your door they should be able to furnish VALID I.D.

Additionally, if someone in a UPS uniform comes to make a drop off or pick up, make absolutely sur! e they are driving a UPS truck. UPS doesn't make deliveries or pickups in anything, except a company vehicle. If you have a problem, call your local law enforcement agency right away!

TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY! Tell everyone in your office, your family, your friends, etc. Make people aware so that we can prepare and/or avoid terrorist attacks on our people! Thank you for your time in reviewing this and PLEASE send to EVERYONEon your list, even if they are friend or foe. We should all be aware!

Kimberly Bush-Carr
Management Program Specialist
U.S.Department of Homeland Security
Bureau Customs and Border Protection
Washington, DC20229

2006-12-07 04:28:30 · 17 answers · asked by DRNoraSarasin 3 in Polls & Surveys

I like Hip-Hop, Punk, and R&B. What do u like?

2006-12-07 04:27:57 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-07 04:27:47 · 45 answers · asked by Rani A 1 in Music

I'd prefer to go as a particular character (a blonde Bond girl would be best) and there's no way I'm gonna wear a short dress!
Cheers

2006-12-07 04:27:33 · 6 answers · asked by xuecaro 1 in Movies

2006-12-07 04:27:23 · 16 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

I was in front of an ambulance the other day, and I noticed that the word "ambulance" was spelled in reverse print on the hood of the ambulance. And I thought, "Well, isn't that clever." I look in the rear-view mirror, I can read the word "ambulance" behind me. Of course while you're reading, you don't see where you're going, you crash, you need an ambulance. I think they're trying to drum up some business on the way back from lunch.

2006-12-07 04:27:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Or are they simply being rewarded for being so "brave" for picking a fight with Toby Kieth and Bush?

2006-12-07 04:27:09 · 11 answers · asked by dj 4 in Celebrities

Archie Bunker Or George Jefferson?

2006-12-07 04:26:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I love this commercial. I think its for a phone or something, but i need to know.. the guy was talking to Mr. McDermott on the phone and he starts going "Jim, Jimmy Boy, Jimmy crack corn and I dont care...." I have to know! I love that commercial..lol.

2006-12-07 04:25:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Now that I've got your attention, rate the ergonomics at your work from on to ten and where you work and where (country, state, province) you are.

2006-12-07 04:25:45 · 13 answers · asked by justalilnutz 1 in Polls & Surveys

If you think so, why do you think that? Has he ever said that?

2006-12-07 04:25:34 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Wombat terrorist!

2006-12-07 04:25:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

whats the song called and who sings it during the credits of the TV show Higher Ground?

2006-12-07 04:25:22 · 1 answers · asked by Tom C 2 in Television

Assuming that you are an adult....or have you not come to that realization yet?

2006-12-07 04:24:58 · 31 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-07 04:24:27 · 11 answers · asked by trust2400 3 in Music

2006-12-07 04:24:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-07 04:24:02 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys