This man goes to confession and says, "Forgive me father for I have sinned." The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins and the man replies that he used the "F-word" over the weekend.
The priest says, "Oh ok, just say three Hail Marys and try to watch your language.
The man replies that he would like to confess as to why he said the "F-word". The priest sighs and tells him to continue.
"Well father I played golf on Sunday with my buddies instead of going to church."
The priest says, "And you got upset over that and swore?"
The man replied, "No, that wasn't why I swore. On the first tee I hooked my drive well left into the trees."
The priest said, "And that's when you swore."
The man replied, a little testily because of the constant interruptions, "No, it wasn't. When I walked up the fairway, I noticed my ball got a lucky bounce and I had a clear shot to the green. However, before I could hit the ball, a squirrel ran by and grabbed my ball and scurried up a tree."
The priest asked, "Is that when you said the 'F-word'?"
The man replied, "No, because an eagle then flew by and caught the squirrel in its sharp talons and flew away."
The priest let out a breath and queried, "Is that when you swore?"
The man replied, "No, because the eagle flew over the green and the dying squirrel let go of my golf ball and it landed within 5 inches of the hole."
The priest screamed, "Don't tell me you missed the f***ing putt!"
2006-12-07 04:33:59 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Naughty Angel! Just wait until St. Peter hears about this…just kidding I LOVED IT! There is no female in this joke still it took a ‘hole’ to make even the priest abuse.
2006-12-07 06:18:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2006-12-08 00:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Angel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA, THAT WAS A WORK OF MASTERPEICE!
10/10 plus a bonus 10 for catching a priest curse!
(I always knew they were foul-mouths)
2006-12-07 12:37:52 · answer #3 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.. Funny
2006-12-07 12:39:12 · answer #4 · answered by xochelsxo16 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hail mary till you die priest!
2006-12-07 12:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love this one. never heard it before but it is a good one. i can't stop laughing.
2006-12-07 13:35:36 · answer #6 · answered by Adam B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10!!! Keep sending in more!!!
2006-12-07 13:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by raindrops 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
2006-12-07 12:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Amor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny, hahha. it good to know preists lose it too!
2006-12-07 12:37:05 · answer #9 · answered by Jenna 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done
2006-12-07 13:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by norman j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋