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TWO IRISHMEN WALK INTO A PET SHOP. RIGHT AWAY THEY GO OVER TO THE BIRD SECTION. GERRY SAYS TO PADDY, “DAT’S DEM.” THE CLERK COMES OVER AND ASKS IF HE CAN HELP THEM. “YEAH, WE’LL TAKE FOUR OF DEM DERE BUDGIES IN DAT CAGE OP DERE,” SAYS GERRY, “PUT DEM IN A PEEPER BAG.” THE CLERK DOES AND THE TWO GUYS PAY FOR THE BIRDS AND LEAVE THE SHOP.
THEY GET INTO GERRY’S VAN AND DRIVE UNTIL THEY ARE HIGH UP IN THE HILL AND STOP AT THE TOP OF A CLIFF WITH A 500-FOOT DROP. “DIS LOOKS LOIKE A GRAND PLACE, EH?” SAYS GERRY. HE THEN TAKES TWO BIRDS OUT OF THE BAG, PLACES THEM ON HIS SHOULDERS AND JUMPS OFF THE CLIFF.
PADDY WATCHES AS HIS MATE DROPS OFF THE EDGE AND GOES STRAIGHT DOWN FOR A FEW SECONDS FOLLOWED BY A “SPLAT”! AS PADDY LOOKS OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF HE SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “THE HELL WITH THAT, DIS BUDGIE JUMPIN’ IS TOO DAMN’ DANGEROUS FOR ME.”
A MINUTE LATER, SEAMUS ARRIVES. HE TOO HAS BEEN TO THE PET SHOP AND HE WALKS UP CARRYING THE FAMILIAR “PEEPER BAG”. HE PULLS A PARROT OUT OF THE BAG, AND THEN PADDY NOTICES THAT, IN HIS OTHER HAND, SEAMUS IS CARRYING A GUN. “HI, PADDY. WATCH DIS,” SEAMUS SAYS AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OVER THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF. PADDY WATCHES AS HALF WAY DOWN, SEAMUS TAKES THE HUN AND BLOWS THE PARROT’S HEAD OFF.
SEAMUS CONTINUES TO PLUMMET UNTIL THERE IS A… “SPLAT”! AS HE JOINS GERRY’S REMAINS AT THE BOTTOM. PADDY SHAKES HIS HEAD AND SAYS, “AN’ OIM NEVER TROYIN’ DAT PARROTSHOOTING NIDER.”
A FEW MINUTES AFTER SEAMUS SPLATS HIMSELF SEAN STROLLS UP. HE TOO HAS BEEN TO THE PET SHOP AND HE WALKS UP CARRYING THE FAMILIAR “PEEPER BAG”. INSTEAD OF A PARROT HE PULLS A CHICKEN OUT OF THE BAG, AND LAUNCHES HIMSELF OFF THE CLIFF WITH THE USUAL RESULT. ONCE MORE PADDY SHAKES HIS HEAD - … “FOCK ME SEAN, FIRST DER WAS GERRY WIT HIS BUDGIE JUMPING, DEN SEAMUS PARROTSHOOTING AND NOW YOU FOCKING “HENGLIDING.”

Answer 1

dis a goood but me an irish

Answer 2

I also have a confession to make. have been I stay in Scotland, gray squirrels are the enemy because of the fact they infect the nearby purple squirrels with a affliction they themselves are proof against. and because I as quickly as reported a sighting of a gray some years in the past, i became into initiated into the secret Squirrel Police and issued with traps, rubber gloves,scalpels pipettes, little bottles, couple of minutes luggage and the handle of a laboratory i'm meant to deliver blood samples to of any squirrels that I even have caught and killed. i could not do this. I did capture one as quickly as, yet I took him down the valley to a village the place i understand he might have a brilliant number of acquaintances, and enable him pass.

Answer 3

hahaha thats funny 10 out of 10 ... just a ?... can i have the 10 points to your disposal??? Merry christmas and happy holidays to you.

Answer 4

Haha thats good

Answer 5

that was good! 10/10

Answer 6

haha, that's not too bad.. 7/10

Answer 7

that was good, finally a joke i haven't heard haha

Answer 8

LOL.......funny