Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 23:22:00 · 20 answers · asked by Candy 2 in Celebrities

Fill in the blanks

2006-12-05 23:21:09 · 25 answers · asked by NICOLE 3 in Polls & Surveys

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.

After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave
you yesterday....." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

2006-12-05 23:20:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 23:20:56 · 17 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

why?

2006-12-05 23:20:42 · 10 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've been seeing clips of it from random fanvideos in YouTube, but I can't find the actual video. It's of the cast dressed in fancy suits and hot dresses by the beach, and I believe it was used in season 2 promos.

Find me a link to that video, and you would really make my day. I've been looking for it since forever. Thanks!

2006-12-05 23:20:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Over the past few weeks, MediaTakeOut.com has received hundreds of emails from people asking us to confirm Beyonce's true age. In an attempt to find the truth, we spoke with dozens of insiders - all of whom believed that Beyonce was being truthful about her age.
But yesterday MediaTakeOut.com received a tip that proved to be explosive. The tipster, who claimed to work for the Texas Department of Health, faxed over what appears to be Beyonce's official birth records. The document (a portion of which is below) shows that a Beyonce Giselle Knowles was born to a Mathew Knowles and Celestine Ann Beyonce on September 4th, 1974. If this document is accurate, that would mean that Beyonce is actually 32 years old.

Beyonce's official biography claims that she was born on September 4th, 1981. It also claims that her mothers maiden name is "Beyince", and not "Beyonce" as the below document shows.

http://mediatakeout.com/Exclusives/Beyonce_Age.html

2006-12-05 23:19:24 · 3 answers · asked by Myrtle 3 in Celebrities

I'm a Libra woman and would like to get a Gemini's attention..like to get to know them and stuff, what are the best ways to open a gemini's heart?

2006-12-05 23:18:36 · 16 answers · asked by DEVOTED TO YOU 1 in Horoscopes

Robbie and Jake at junior school, Robbie is flashing his wrist about showing off his new watch. Jake says “Where did you get the watch?”
‘Can’t tell you, it’s a secret, if I tell, I will lose it’. Robbie replied.
“Some mate you are, can’t even tell me and we are so close” retorts Jake.
‘Oh! ok then, a few days ago I heard a noise from mom and dads room so I went to investigate, like you do, well, that sure surprised them. They were shitting it, so they offered me anything I wanted. Within reason of course, hence the watch’.
“Wicked” says Jake.
So, at home at night, he waits and waits. Days have gone by, obviously the little f*cker has been to school in the meantime and is getting really jealous.
Then it happens, he hears muffled moans, a few muffled screams, so he’s off, across the landing and verrry carefully he opens the door to see daddy on top of mummy and they are bouncing all around the bed. Suddenly dad’s sixth sense kicks in and he spins his head round to see Jake at the bottom of the bed open mouthed.
“What the hell do you want?” shouts dad.
‘I wanna watch’. He shouts back.
“Well shut the f*cking door it’s draughty”

2006-12-05 23:18:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

is it because of the quality of animation story charcters love story please be specific

2006-12-05 23:17:02 · 26 answers · asked by gunslingerroland7sk 2 in Comics & Animation

A man and his son are in an art gallery and they look at a particular portrait. The father says to the son about the portrait: "Brothers and sisters have i none, but that mans father is my father's son."

Who is in the portrait?

10 points to the first right answer which includes an explanation (not just a random guess)

2006-12-05 23:15:27 · 11 answers · asked by Sir Digby Chicken Bhuna 3 in Jokes & Riddles

And how often do you let people to cross over them?

2006-12-05 23:15:23 · 6 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

if so can you tell me the lyrics to the song hookie street which is played at the end of the programme? who ever is first to give me correct lyrics wins best answer and a prestigious 10 points!

2006-12-05 23:14:34 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm at a new school and I kind of like a guy. He's in my History class, and he's really nice. He tries to be next to me alot in that class, and is always trying to make me laugh. I was a shy person when I came... but I'm not really that way anymore. Could he like me or is he just trying to make the weird kid talk? (By the way... it's 8th grade and he turns 14 on Friday and I do the next Friday)

2006-12-05 23:14:34 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:13:31 · 5 answers · asked by kiss 4 in Celebrities

And do you like that song?

2006-12-05 23:12:05 · 3 answers · asked by mithril 6 in Music

If not, never play there.

2006-12-05 23:11:23 · 6 answers · asked by Tha Most Shady 3 in Polls & Surveys

can you help me look for it..It's names Boo

2006-12-05 23:10:16 · 21 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I saw Borat and was impressed by the poker-faced Americans supporting his performance. All staged?

2006-12-05 23:10:02 · 3 answers · asked by sue 1 in Movies

2006-12-05 23:09:32 · 19 answers · asked by Prince Yahoo! 3 in Polls & Surveys

Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.

Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.

The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.

I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.

When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.

I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.

I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.

2006-12-05 23:09:32 · 7 answers · asked by sara657915 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 23:08:17 · 14 answers · asked by Aquamarine 4 in Polls & Surveys

they seem to be to me,anyone else think so?

2006-12-05 23:06:59 · 15 answers · asked by onlyme 1 in Polls & Surveys

Is it possible to push a wine bottle through the handle of a beer glass with one finger without breaking either? The answer is yes, but how is it done, have a try, its easier than you might think !!!!!!

2006-12-05 23:06:11 · 19 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

the title of the article is "season starts tomorrow" from november 1997 issue of the reader's digest... if you have the text, please email it to me at eugenecarmelo@yahoo.com

2006-12-05 23:05:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

someone wants me to act in xxx movies that he shoots and is a popular director-producer. He says I have a terrific body. The offer is too good @ 200$ an hour. I am not sure whether its limited to only nudity and movie making stuff or do they actually do more than movies and nasty things...can someone advise please.

2006-12-05 23:04:40 · 15 answers · asked by honniebabee 1 in Movies

2006-12-05 23:04:07 · 36 answers · asked by Jenna 3 in Polls & Surveys

mind of minca
dave sheppl
mad TV
scrubs

2006-12-05 23:04:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

I mean, really. Questions I can understand but Answers...... WHY????

2006-12-05 23:03:28 · 19 answers · asked by kakhuisdraak 2 in Polls & Surveys

I've been watching the today show, and she's missing for the past couple of days.

2006-12-05 23:03:28 · 7 answers · asked by j_fencsak 1 in Television