Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 20:14:34 · 3 answers · asked by manabrown93 1 in Music

2006-12-05 20:13:42 · 6 answers · asked by rajput m 2 in Movies

"Three gins please" he says to the barman. The barman being a bit of a wag replies "Cerainly sir, we've 3 types of gin hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen". "Very funny" replies the gay indignantly and takes the drinks back to the table. After telling his friends he's going to get the barman back, he returns to the bar. "Three turds please" shouts the gay. "Three turds, what are they" says the barman flummoxed. "Well there's three types of turd" says the gay. "Mustard, custard and you, you big sh1t"

2006-12-05 20:13:10 · 20 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Jokes & Riddles

1. How much of me is seen? Is there a channel showing me and the people around me, or are there only received video clips of me?

2. Can you see me now?

3. What is the reason of me possibly being live on camera? Is it so that if something goes wrong with the telepathy that people understand why? For instance, I start reading Karl Marx.

4. Favorite song? I can listen to it and "review" it for you, as long it's not too obscure (musicon.com) or hallucination causing.

5. What would be one thing you want to announce the world, if you could?

2006-12-05 20:10:05 · 13 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

I really want to find out if African like NIgerians, Ghanians and the rest African countries act, make and sell their own pornografic xxx and hard core movies and if they have pornografic sites for Africans, purely africans.

2006-12-05 20:09:52 · 6 answers · asked by emma o 1 in Movies

in spite of the fact that your message was very clear, some people keep ignoring it?

2006-12-05 20:09:49 · 23 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 20:09:20 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Pretentious and really try hard to do all the necessary things to be considered sophisticated because they need to be looked upon as sophisticated for their ego (yadayadayada),or its a natural thing for them and they just "are" that way because its their personality.

2006-12-05 20:08:24 · 13 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says,
"That looks good! I think I'll have one too."

Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.

The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into
his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians.

"This fighting between our professions?”

“This hatred?”

“This animosity?”

“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”

2006-12-05 20:06:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 20:06:19 · 13 answers · asked by pispotspook 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 20:06:01 · 32 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 20:05:24 · 10 answers · asked by Bianca 2 in Movies

thee was this blonde who used to get bagged for being really dumb...
so she died her hair black...
one day she was driving along a country road and she came acros a flock of sheep getting moved across he road by a farmer.
she stopped her car and got out looking at the adorable lambs.
"Scuse sir but if i guess how many sheep u have in this flock can i keep one?"
"um, highly unlikely u will guess so yeah go ahead."
"Um, 236"
"Well ill b blowed u got it right, go ahead...any sheep of your choice."
the black/blonde took the one she wanted and drove through the sheep.
it was a while before she realised that the farmer was racing behind her car on a horse. she slowed to a stop and he farmer slowed down near her window.
"um, maam, if i guess your natural hair couler can i have my dog back?

2006-12-05 20:04:38 · 12 answers · asked by funny.bones 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 20:04:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in India most number of people speak in english.then why don't don't producers release the movies here.presently we don't see much english like other countries but slowly an incresing number are watching english movies?

2006-12-05 20:04:15 · 3 answers · asked by raja s 1 in Movies

I am interested in subtitles of the episode 703 and 708, 709, ...

2006-12-05 20:04:10 · 1 answers · asked by Ana-Maria 1 in Television

"What are ya doin' Sheila, yer gonna kill yourself" yells Bruce, as his car screeches to a halt. "You've got me pregnant Bruce so i'm gonna end it all" sobs Sheila as she dangles over the edge. Bruce replies, "Crikey Sheila not only are you great in bed, but you're a good sport as well".

2006-12-05 19:59:48 · 24 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I went to the doctor the other day.....................I was really worried........My feet are in a terrible state........I have my left-big toe where my right middle toe should be.........I have my right, little toe, where my left, big toe should be........and my left, one from right toe is 3 from left...................The doctor told me it's the worst case of Myxomatosis he's ever seen.

2006-12-05 19:59:43 · 9 answers · asked by Derek M 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I want to marry Daniel Craig...so why can't I be married to Daniel? I loved him in the James Bond movie...

2006-12-05 19:59:36 · 27 answers · asked by msachtungbaby 5 in Movies

I prefer a hot soak in the tub with some bath minerals, showers are okay if your in a rush I guess.

2006-12-05 19:58:53 · 32 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

I remember Poison Ivy, Miss Nurse, Brian L, and I would be up late. Well to some I was Xlovebug, and Brian L was just Brian....But gosh hard to believe its almost been one year.........Do you remember this person.........
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Brian L and I talk once a month email when we have time, Miss Nurse dropped out of sight and Miss Poison Ivy she is watching over us.....

I have missed her greatly...........She was the prod for my page and when I got the boot from Xlovebug her and Brian told me to order a pizza and just do it...I thought it was wrong...I thought I should have been reinstated for my pizza topping question. But now with the changes that have come around to Q&A those silly ones are all right here...I know I have rambled got to luv me

2006-12-05 19:58:43 · 5 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 19:58:12 · 18 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 19:57:18 · 18 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.

'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.

'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.......'

2006-12-05 19:56:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I asked a few questions back then and someone answered honestly. I'm hoping I'll get at least the same feedback as last time.
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Some things that have been on my mind is:
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1. When in telepathy, do you hear what the other person hears, or do you only hear what they're thinking and their reactions to what they hear? For instance, a guy next to the person says "Tumbleweed". Does the telepathy sound out the guy's voice, or only the person who heard its thoughts of hearing "Tumbleweed"?
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2. Same goes with music. Do you hear actual music in telepathy? Or, only the telepathic person's thoughts of the music?
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3. What kind of thought is telepathically sent/received? Is it the person's vocal thought, as in "I ate a sandwich today." Or, is it a lot of thought at once, as in "I ate a I'm still hungry a sandwich"? Is all vocal thought heard, or is only the thought that is pressed within mind heard?
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Please answer.

2006-12-05 19:56:36 · 8 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

my name is mary and i was born on dec. 14 1986 my bday is comein up and i want to know if my life will get better!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-05 19:56:26 · 4 answers · asked by brandon e 1 in Horoscopes

I am looking for The Smiths 12" Vinyl of the single There is a light that never goes out. Where can I buy it?

2006-12-05 19:56:25 · 7 answers · asked by lickledipper 2 in Music

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this BS. I gotta go home and screw the cat."

2006-12-05 19:55:05 · 11 answers · asked by Mary 6 in Jokes & Riddles

...are any of you lot having a Secret Santa thing at work this year? I decided to organise one, even though at my old job last year I got the most rubbish present ever!
Whats the most rubbish present you have ever received, be it from a Secret Santa or anyone.......
Last year all the girls at work were given nice little purses or hair clips from Accesorize as everyone had a limit of £10 to spend, but the boring old fart who got me in the Secret Santa gave me a desk/travel clock. I wouldnt mind but it looked like one he had been given free from a potential supplier to our company....and he wasnt try to tell me anything about my time keeping either!

2006-12-05 19:53:35 · 15 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Polls & Surveys

post a time identical to mine?

2006-12-05 19:50:17 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys