Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

I need to know how to listen to a radio station of one country say india in another country say sudan... sudan is a country in northern africa...just in case.

2006-12-05 19:49:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I
call mine "Sex".
Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until
one day I took
Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A
police officer came
along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the
morning.
I said, "I was looking for Sex." My court case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me
what I wanted, I told him
I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I
said "But this is a dog,"
he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't
understand.
I've had Sex since I was two years old."
He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have
Sex at the wedding.
He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a
big part in my life and
my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry
us in a church.
I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there.
The next day we were
married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked
into the motel I told
the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room
for Sex. The clerk said that
every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand.
Sex
keeps me awake at night",
and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told
him it was a contest, and he
told me I should have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said, "Your Honor, I
had Sex before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."

When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said, "Me
too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more
trouble with that dog than I ever
gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with
the
psychiatrist and she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best
friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's
best friend.
Why not get yourself a dog?"

2006-12-05 19:48:07 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 19:47:37 · 25 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 19:45:11 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

What punishment would pedophiles receive? Remember: this is a pretend world, so if convicted, it would mean they really are guilty.

2006-12-05 19:45:08 · 22 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

about the date of birth jan4th

2006-12-05 19:44:01 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-05 19:43:50 · 12 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

An elderly English man was very ill & his son was at his bed-side in the hospital. The son gently leaned over & combed his fathers’ hair with his fingers. “A loving parent” he thought as flashes of ‘father & son’ memories pasted through his mind.
But then suddenly, the father begins to breathe heavily and grabs the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength & trembling hands he writes a note, drops it on the floor & dies.

What were the last words that the father would leave behind.
Words that the son could forever keep in his mind…

The son reached down to pick up the piece of paper…
The note read “You wanker, get off my oxygen tube!!!”

2006-12-05 19:42:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I feel so sorry for the amount of adults who have no idea what they are doing when it comes to sex................

2006-12-05 19:42:05 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm having some shyness issues. I really wanna join a favorite singer's fan club. But everytime I go to email for more info, I get shy at the last minute. Are there any tips that I should know about to conqure my shyness and send the email about the info?

2006-12-05 19:41:25 · 4 answers · asked by longtimemichaelfan32 1 in Music

Has anyone seen the new Gala Bingo adverts (in the UK) with Sharon Osbourne where she says she hasnt let Hollywood go to her head and she still loves a night out with her mates at the bingo?
Are we seriously supposed to believe that? The woman married to the Prince of darkness sitting there surrounded by grannies with her bingo pen saying 'Oh Im just waiting on one number! I'm just waiting on one number!'
Yeah alright then!

2006-12-05 19:40:58 · 12 answers · asked by Georgie 5 in Celebrities

which is the film industry with maximum revenues,hits,famous films,talented directors,etc.

2006-12-05 19:40:58 · 9 answers · asked by raja s 1 in Movies

The song by the baha men was not the original. It was by an actuall rap group. We used to use the song at football games when our team tan out.

2006-12-05 19:40:48 · 5 answers · asked by crazydenae 2 in Music

"i'm fallin, i'm falling in love again."
the artists is a girl

2006-12-05 19:40:28 · 5 answers · asked by jik k 1 in Music

I would like to say "good morning", how about you?

2006-12-05 19:40:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i haven't watched it yet and i heard that it's all different from Stoker's book... and is it worth watching? (If yes i'm gonna get myself a copy)

2006-12-05 19:40:04 · 9 answers · asked by stilllife 2 in Movies

You will need to survive for 40 days without any help from the outside. What single item would you take with you?
Knife or a mirror. Maybe shampoo?

2006-12-05 19:39:55 · 14 answers · asked by pispotspook 1 in Polls & Surveys

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"

2006-12-05 19:39:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 19:38:41 · 32 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

She isn't speaking to her father because he exposed her mental issues. She has done some pretty freaky stuff in her past. And her ideas about family life are so weird and inconsistent. It's like she doesn't want to act normal because she really crazy, don'tcha think?

2006-12-05 19:38:39 · 9 answers · asked by Miss Metro 5 in Celebrities

Any situation? And for how long is she entitled to it in your opinion?

2006-12-05 19:35:57 · 14 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

Honestly, I'm feeling a little nervous about it. I've heard a lot of trippy things, and I just needed a second, third, or fourth opinion on the subject before I meet jesus.

Would you happen to know, if you have tried it before, how long I'll be visiting the other realm? I can't be komatose all night long, I've got stuff to do.

And last question, will I come back alive?

2006-12-05 19:35:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i think shes disgusting

2006-12-05 19:35:43 · 15 answers · asked by KO 3 in Comics & Animation

A lady walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.

With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,

"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."

2006-12-05 19:35:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-05 19:29:41 · 10 answers · asked by KO 3 in Celebrities

If they really had to fight each other. Who's you're money on?

2006-12-05 19:28:53 · 23 answers · asked by pispotspook 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 19:27:14 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1. Your Middle Name:



2. Age:



3. Single or Taken:



4. Favorite place to hang out:



5. Favorite pet/animal:



6. Favorite Band/Artist:



7. Tattoos and/or Piercings:



8. Whats your philosophy on life?



9. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:



10. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?



11. Ever been arrested/ gone to jail?



12. Do you think I'm attractive?



13. If you could change anything about me, would you?



14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you?



15. What do you wear to sleep?



16. What is your favorite thing to do in the world?



17. Would you go on a double date with me if i asked you?



18. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?



19. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?



20. What do you really think of me?

2006-12-05 19:24:49 · 26 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 19:24:26 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

2006-12-05 19:24:15 · 23 answers · asked by pispotspook 1 in Polls & Surveys