dog rover..?

Question

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I
call mine "Sex".
Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until
one day I took
Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A
police officer came
along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the
morning.
I said, "I was looking for Sex." My court case comes up next Thursday.
One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me
what I wanted, I told him
I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I
said "But this is a dog,"
he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't
understand.
I've had Sex since I was two years old."
He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have
Sex at the wedding.
He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a
big part in my life and
my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry
us in a church.
I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there.
The next day we were
married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked
into the motel I told
the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room
for Sex. The clerk said that
every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand.
Sex
keeps me awake at night",
and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told
him it was a contest, and he
told me I should have sold tickets.
When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the
dog. I said, "Your Honor, I
had Sex before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."

When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said, "Me
too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more
trouble with that dog than I ever
gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with
the
psychiatrist and she asked me,
"What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best
friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's
best friend.
Why not get yourself a dog?"

Answer 1

Thats worth more than 10 points, so here have a 100, pure gold !!!!!

Answer 2

I too had sex for 6 years, but now I just have a *****[cat]

Answer 3

Great Saga that can be abridged to suit the occasion.

Answer 4

Hehe ~ funny and this joke is in the correct category

Answer 5

what can i say brilliant great fantastic
you are the master 10/10

Answer 6

know how he felt sex rules my life as well but can you think of any thing better

Answer 7

lol but too many 'sex' word until i forget it's actually a doggy story.

Answer 8

Sex is man's best friend...Good one....tee hee

Answer 9

Exceptional, i love it

Answer 10

Oldie but goodie... LMAO!