A lady walked into a Mercedes dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Mercedes and walked over to inspect it closer. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her was a salesman.
With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked,
"Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madam, I'm very sorry to say! If you farted just touching it, you're gonna sh*t when you hear the price."
2006-12-05 19:35:23 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To 'oh i', F**k off!
2006-12-05 20:06:47 · update #1
..hmm..good one..but..quite..hmm..how shall i say it..its quite embarasing...but yah its funny..pitty woman
2006-12-05 19:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Judging by the scale of projected reactions, she will need depends when she goes for a test drive.
2006-12-05 19:56:25 · answer #2 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 8/10
2006-12-05 19:48:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thats a mighty fine joke sir!!
2006-12-05 22:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,it's funny
2006-12-05 21:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-05 19:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, you the funny one
2006-12-05 20:06:01 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 22:12:33 · answer #8 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha.....that was funny as hell.....hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-05 20:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry pal ........ this is an old one!
2006-12-05 19:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by VEDIO LAND 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋