Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you.

2006-12-05 19:01:19 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

Would you keep it or give it to the poor or spend it? why?

2006-12-05 19:00:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 18:57:30 · 34 answers · asked by screaming frenzy 5 in Polls & Surveys

www.deathball.net/notpron/

here are the answers to the first 7 the one to get to level 17 and

Level 1: Click on the door handle to open it.

Level 2: You have to trick this door, replace the 2 in level2.htm to 3.

Level 3: Change the URL to /true/ it says stop being so negative, so be positive, so put in true.

Level 4:
Code:
Username: voodoo
Password: power


Level 5:
Code:
Username: simple
Password: songs


Level 6: Use ascii code,
Code:
Username: kill
Password:hour


Level 7:Code:
rediar.htm

when you get to level 17 i will give you the answer to level 18 this means i know the answers already and then i will decide how many more answer i want in the next ? i think like 10 to start with

if you want hints you have to give me thumbs up for every thumbs down i recieve one less hint will be given and i won't give them out for the first 10 min after that you can ask

OH AND GOOD LUCK AND GIVE EACH OTHER TUMBS UP FOR TRYING IF U CAN

2006-12-05 18:56:58 · 4 answers · asked by ertw t 2 in Jokes & Riddles

If they've told you to never call them again?

Tricky one...hummmm :-)

2006-12-05 18:55:42 · 20 answers · asked by LUCKY3 6 in Polls & Surveys

puzzled me for years ! If God invented man, who invented God ?

2006-12-05 18:55:18 · 18 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

What is this japan porn movie called?
the storyline is about:" a man in japan school uniform walking then got 2 other man in school uniform bullying him , and touch his penis .then a woman in school unform shouted at the two man and then the 2 man chased the woman in school unform to a room and then raped the woman and take picture of the woman nude body. what the movie called? i think is japanese school sex or japanese sex school

2006-12-05 18:53:09 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

well i used to love her, now i kinda don't.
she was kinda chirpy and fun on her cable shows.
she's obnoxious and weird on her new daytime talk show.
sigh.

2006-12-05 18:52:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My son is ready to move up to a 4/4 but there are few music stores in our area and the selection of violins is very limited. We don't like the idea of buying on the internet but we may not have a choice. The local store is offering only $250 for my son's Scherl & Roth 3/4 that was $650 just 2 years ago (still in new condition) and they want $750 for a 4/4 Meisel 6110. Unfortunately the store that sold the Scherl & Roth has closed down. How to you know when you are looking at a quality violin? The Meisel just doesn't seem to me to be as nice. The other violins (all Meisel) that are in the lower price ranges ($350 to $650) only have one fine tuner. My son said that isn't as good as having 4. I have seen more expensive violins with only 1 so why are they not as good? We do have an offer of $400 for the 3/4 violin so we will probably take that and then we will need a replacment fast? What websites are legit??

2006-12-05 18:51:57 · 5 answers · asked by DonnaJ 2 in Music

tell me what do u hope to feel/experience/enjoy when the movie is OUT!!

2006-12-05 18:51:54 · 8 answers · asked by Hamdi93 2 in Movies

When someone smokes in my house I can smell it worst when I open my fridge?

2006-12-05 18:50:06 · 13 answers · asked by Zorlinda 6 in Polls & Surveys

yourself to the best of your ability using only 3 words.

2006-12-05 18:50:01 · 28 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

This is my last question...good night on this end...hug..

mandy

2006-12-05 18:48:50 · 16 answers · asked by cking_pOise... 4 in Polls & Surveys

Lizard Birthing

If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into His bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I accused my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired.(I actually think she said this sarcastically!)

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!" I reminded her, (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth together).

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. (again with the sarcasm, you think?)

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience, I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

"Well, isn't THAT just great! What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?" my wife wanted to know. (I really do think she was being snotty here, too. Don't you?)

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted. "It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly , I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911," my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly.

We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap. "Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

"I don't think lizards do Lamaze," his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for God's sake.)

The Vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the Vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labour. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen... Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um....um....masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back."

He blushed, glancing at my wife. "Well, you know what I'm saying, Mr.Cameron."

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So Ernie's just...just... excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my viscous, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. and then even laugh loudly.

"What's so funny?" I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.

Tears were now running down her face. Laughing "It's just...that...I'm picturing you pulling on its... its...teeny little..." she gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the Vet and hurriedly bundled the lizards and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you've done, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea,"

Closed mouth, my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Moral of the story - finish biology class - lizards lay eggs

2006-12-05 18:48:48 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ gina ♥ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I have been watching Becker (Ted Danson) I have found this to be the most histerical show, it is now incidication at 1:35 am, I am so hooked that I set my cell alarm to wake me so I can watch, SICK OR WHAT? Any body know about this show? give me input.......

2006-12-05 18:47:00 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-05 18:45:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Once upon a time in a kingdom, far far away,
there lived three princesses in a castle.
One day a magical wish-granting mirror was
brought to them as a gift by the wizard.

“It only grants wishes for those who tell the truth.”
,explains the wizard,
“..but if you lie, you’ll disappear”

The blonde, brunette, & redhead princesses decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes first.
"I think I'm the smartest woman on earth."
"POOF!" She disappears…
The redhead goes up to try,"I think I'm the prettiest woman on earth."
"POOF!" She disappears…
The blonde goes up.
"I think…"
"POOF!"

2006-12-05 18:44:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm done with Naruto.


Thanks!

2006-12-05 18:43:59 · 18 answers · asked by Tiny 2 in Comics & Animation

What is her sign?

2006-12-05 18:42:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-05 18:40:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-05 18:40:44 · 22 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3 in Polls & Surveys

A. Take it.
B. Insist someone else takes it.
C. Offer but secretly hope they say no, and the minute they say no..dive for it.

2006-12-05 18:40:24 · 28 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

what is leland chapman email address

2006-12-05 18:39:41 · 2 answers · asked by tracey h 1 in Celebrities

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they both needed to take a leak. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do it behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend was wearing an expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to fins a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and wiped herself with it.
The next day the 1st woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her but*t that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!'

2006-12-05 18:38:11 · 37 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I don't know how true this is but one of the guys at work told me he heard that Hollywood is planning a big budget remake of Kong vs. Godzilla with Ang Lee (HULK) possibly signing on to direct the project. I think with today's special effects this could be a blockbuster movie! Do you agree? And would you want to see it? I know Kong vs. Godzilla 1 was campy and phony but that was back in the day when the rubber suits ruled! Imagine what they could do to a movie like that now!

2006-12-05 18:37:41 · 5 answers · asked by Cool Breeze 2 in Movies

I would totally love to sleep for a few weeks or months.

2006-12-05 18:33:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a hate crime being committed, would you try to help the victim personally or just call the police and hope the victim made it till the police arrived?

2006-12-05 18:33:10 · 29 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys

Clean the house, cook dinner, something! At least not rob him of his money and happiness!

2006-12-05 18:32:11 · 9 answers · asked by me's dirty mouth 1 in Television

I mean he's been dead since 96 sum i figure sum 1 other than me would figure out how he's making songs what it is is they take sound clips from his old songs and putt them together like for example member that song biggie had out last year with twista,swizz beats & krayzie bone spit yo game.? well the corus and this part right here is off notorius thugs " we armed and dangerous aint to many can bang wit us strait up weed no angel dust label us notorius thug *** ****** that luv ta bust...." and tell me how many times have you herd this n pacs songs ,"There's gonna' be some stuff that your gonna' see
That's gonna' make it hard to smile in the future
(No Doubt)
But whatever you see, through all the rain and pain
You gotta keep a sense of humor
Gotta be able to smile through all this bullshit
Remember that
Just keep ya head up" thats all i could find of him theres a song he has thats got that part from hail mary were he says sumthin about bn n a studio gettin blowed, as well

2006-12-05 18:31:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-05 18:30:50 · 13 answers · asked by Red Winged Bandit 4 in Polls & Surveys