Entertainment & Music - 5 December 2006

that you are looking forward to playing with yourself on the 25th?

2006-12-05 23:42:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:41:40 · 13 answers · asked by emily_jane2379 5 in Polls & Surveys

i thought it was meant to be Alcholics Anonymous so why the heck is it public knowledge and entertainment news that she's goin there? isn't that a violation of privacy?

2006-12-05 23:40:01 · 23 answers · asked by Miami.Belle 2 in Celebrities

Wild Bill Hickock nancying about in a cherry orchard with a doily on his head?

2006-12-05 23:39:25 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-12-05 23:39:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.

The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter,something or other...."

2006-12-05 23:38:48 · 13 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

ANGEL?

2006-12-05 23:36:21 · 27 answers · asked by niceguy 1 in Polls & Surveys

this was a private one off gig sorry don't know where or when

2006-12-05 23:36:17 · 3 answers · asked by Jo-Anne K 1 in Music

What are the odds?

2006-12-05 23:35:35 · 7 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:35:27 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:35:21 · 10 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

Hi, My son is desperate for this console and everywhere is sold out. I would love to see his face if i managed to get him one for xmas. Anyone know where you can still preorder?? Any suggestions needed pls help i dont want him to be disappointed xmas morning

2006-12-05 23:32:32 · 9 answers · asked by itsme 3 in Polls & Surveys

so, i hate sushi!!!!! but i like its name.
So my question is Do you like sushi???

2006-12-05 23:32:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:31:52 · 22 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

he always used to do that it was weird he whould just be like look to other guys i dont know why he did it but im curious if anybody knows send me a answer

2006-12-05 23:31:45 · 11 answers · asked by valreemariecreed 1 in Celebrities

male or female

2006-12-05 23:31:10 · 17 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Celebrities

2006-12-05 23:30:48 · 30 answers · asked by Hachi 2 in Polls & Surveys

my friend told me that he hurd she was but i dont want to believe it she is my favorite actress

2006-12-05 23:30:21 · 15 answers · asked by valreemariecreed 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-05 23:30:14 · 12 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:28:29 · 13 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

male or female

2006-12-05 23:28:24 · 11 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Celebrities

if so what sort of bait are you using?

2006-12-05 23:26:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:26:25 · 4 answers · asked by Jermaine R 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:26:15 · 35 answers · asked by Hachi 2 in Horoscopes

i just want ur opinions on it!!!!!! what was ur fave parts, did u think the last episode was sad?

2006-12-05 23:26:08 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-05 23:25:20 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-05 23:25:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why? (other than because I asked =P)

2006-12-05 23:25:01 · 16 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 23:24:45 · 50 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Polls & Surveys

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No ****
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally.....
A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump shoved up his ****.

2006-12-05 23:23:42 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles