Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and **very** satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter,something or other...."
2006-12-05 23:38:48 · 13 answers · asked by ~LAX Mom~ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent.
His full name (according to the other fairy tale) Peter Peter, pumpkin eater. Using Peter Peter something or other I think adds to the joke. She obviously is still in the orgasmic mindset brought on my the removal process
2006-12-05 23:47:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, kinda funny, 7/10.
2006-12-06 07:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by Wendy Love Muffin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have gone right ahead with the full answer as it would have made the joke funnier (presentation is key in telling jokes)
2006-12-06 07:42:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ong thats was really funny i am still laughing
2006-12-06 08:00:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoooooa,its nice like u
2006-12-06 07:41:39 · answer #5 · answered by hex3h_4ystreetraze 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2006-12-06 08:34:28 · answer #6 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-06 08:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilariously priceless love it!
2006-12-06 08:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good.
2006-12-06 07:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soz i dont get it, can some1 please explain?
oh i get it now, cheers
LaserLife... (he/she answered after me, and explained)
2006-12-06 07:43:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋