Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they both needed to take a leak. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do it behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend was wearing an expensive underwear and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to fins a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and wiped herself with it.
The next day the 1st woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her but*t that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!'
2006-12-05 18:38:11 · 37 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
‘Pd’ I think that was really, amazingly FANTASTIC…
In fact so fanta‘stic’ that’s how the sympathy card got stuck.
Just one question Pd…
Do you think the dead guy believed they were being ‘Blessed’ with Holy water???
2006-12-05 19:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious
2006-12-05 18:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-05 18:42:31 · answer #3 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excelllent!
2006-12-05 18:42:27 · answer #4 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha. Thats pretty funny. Yeah I would say thats a naughty joke.
2006-12-05 18:41:41 · answer #5 · answered by Fi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha hahaha hahaha
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funny 1>>>naughty, very naughty>>just like the joke teller Pd...lol
2006-12-05 18:42:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MAN LMAO
i hav been readin ur jokes for long it gettin better and better
plz keep it up!!
2006-12-11 08:10:55 · answer #7 · answered by abcd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! LOL. LOL. LOL.
Thank you for all the laughter, and I wish you a good evening!
2006-12-08 14:09:49 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....Good one....very very naughty....keep it up...as far as the rating is concern i give it a 9 out of 10
2006-12-05 19:39:35 · answer #9 · answered by mr_BIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-10 18:56:33 · answer #10 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋