An elderly English man was very ill & his son was at his bed-side in the hospital. The son gently leaned over & combed his fathers’ hair with his fingers. “A loving parent” he thought as flashes of ‘father & son’ memories pasted through his mind.
But then suddenly, the father begins to breathe heavily and grabs the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength & trembling hands he writes a note, drops it on the floor & dies.
What were the last words that the father would leave behind.
Words that the son could forever keep in his mind…
The son reached down to pick up the piece of paper…
The note read “You wanker, get off my oxygen tube!!!”
2006-12-05 19:42:17 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 22:11:25 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-06 03:44:17 · answer #2 · answered by nashpaty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Silly old son.
2006-12-06 04:38:12 · answer #3 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah aha!! What a way to go -and a legend to leave!! D
2006-12-06 03:48:07 · answer #4 · answered by Debby B 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one, read a different version of it the other day with a priest !
2006-12-06 06:49:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
c'mon..it is funny but..gosh poor son he gonna feel guilty for the rest of his life for sure......
2006-12-06 03:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2006-12-06 04:51:03 · answer #7 · answered by Annietska 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe ~ keep us laughing
2006-12-06 03:45:33 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow... that's a long sentence to write if you're dying.... har har
2006-12-06 03:56:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha......
You are killing me with this joke!!
I can't breath.... I need some oxygen....
2006-12-06 03:45:10 · answer #10 · answered by BB2791 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋