A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse enters his room to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr. Jones, I'm only here to wash your face and hands." He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands." The head nurse walks by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong. "Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?" The head nurse whips back the sheets, pulls down the man's pajamas, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas and says, "There's nothing wrong with them." Frustrated at this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "I said, are my test results back?!"
2006-12-05 19:39:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry A/L didn't know that. Anyway imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.
2006-12-05 20:10:58 · update #1
hee hee. made me giggle. nice for first thing in the morning!
2006-12-05 19:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny 7 / 10
2006-12-05 19:41:32 · answer #2 · answered by JAYFIRE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moral of the story ..do not talk with your oxygen mask on!
hahahahaha funny..poor man...and a very dedicated nurse....
2006-12-05 19:42:36 · answer #3 · answered by L_n_C_fReAk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10 ,oh by the way u pinched this off me i posted it yesturday lol
2006-12-05 19:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How embarrasing....! But hilarious!!! Great joke thanx!
2006-12-05 21:01:03 · answer #5 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's ri-dick-ulous!
2006-12-05 19:41:48 · answer #6 · answered by k² 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a cracker!
2006-12-05 22:52:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promise me you won't breed either Larry !!!!!!!
2006-12-05 20:53:38 · answer #8 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-05 22:11:55 · answer #9 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2006-12-05 20:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋