"What are ya doin' Sheila, yer gonna kill yourself" yells Bruce, as his car screeches to a halt. "You've got me pregnant Bruce so i'm gonna end it all" sobs Sheila as she dangles over the edge. Bruce replies, "Crikey Sheila not only are you great in bed, but you're a good sport as well".
2006-12-05 19:59:48 · 24 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When my my friend came back from her holiday in Oz I asked her, "Whats it like down under ?" and she replied, "Moist !! "
good sport ?
2006-12-05 20:17:18 · answer #1 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In Sydney you are able to enjoy the natural beauty. From unspoilt beaches to public gardens and, needless to say, the sparkling harbour, Sydney is really a city worth visited and with hotelbye you could have the opportunity to do that. The Sydney Harbour Bridge or "Coathanger," since the locals call it is one of the areas you shouldn't miss in your trip here. That place was the city's best-known landmark ahead of structure of the Opera House. Supported by substantial double piers at each conclusion, it absolutely was built-in 1932 and remains the world's greatest steel posture link, linking the harbour's north and south shores in one single contour growing 134 metros over the water. Along its size run two railway lines and seven lanes for road traffic, the path of which is often various based on traffic flow. Also, to master concerning the fascinating history of the bridge's construction you are able to visit the museum in the south-eastern pier.
2016-12-20 19:28:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bruce drove off and left her on the bridge. Along came a sailor and said " what are you doing ". She replies " i am pregnant and my boyfriend doesn't want me any more ". "come with me to England and start a new life , We will be there in three to four weeks " . Reluctantly she agrees and gets in the car with him.
That night he smuggles her onboard his boat. Saying to her not to walk about during the day in case the captain notices her.
A few nights later as she is walking on deck the captain sees her
and shouts over " oy , what are you doing on my boat" . I am sorry she says, one of your engineers stowed me away to start a new life in England. He feeds and clothes me, and in return i let him make love to me every night.
The captain started to laugh. The girl asked what he found so funny. The captain replied " this is the sydney harbour ferry "
2006-12-05 23:40:37 · answer #3 · answered by bodybuzbodybuz 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2006-12-05 20:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by wally_zebon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what can happen when you go Down Under. Bruce should have stayed with his Castlemain XXXX.
2006-12-05 20:09:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
4am in the morning and nothing better to do than post sexist jokes - the joke being on both sexes. We've come along away since Ozzy and Harriet
2006-12-05 20:03:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol. That's a cracker! 10/10
2006-12-05 20:03:24 · answer #7 · answered by I know nothing! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Cobber
2006-12-05 20:01:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol10/10
2006-12-05 20:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a corker from down under!!!
2006-12-05 22:39:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋