"Three gins please" he says to the barman. The barman being a bit of a wag replies "Cerainly sir, we've 3 types of gin hydrogen, nitrogen and oxygen". "Very funny" replies the gay indignantly and takes the drinks back to the table. After telling his friends he's going to get the barman back, he returns to the bar. "Three turds please" shouts the gay. "Three turds, what are they" says the barman flummoxed. "Well there's three types of turd" says the gay. "Mustard, custard and you, you big sh1t"
2006-12-05 20:13:10 · 20 answers · asked by Dava 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Typical british dry humor.
2006-12-05 20:31:56 · answer #1 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alternative ending:
"Well there's three types of turd" says the gay. "Mustard, custard and one like you that came out of my a**, you big sh1t."
Not to be outdone, the barman replies "Life is all about a**: kissing a**, chasing a**, looking to get a piece of a**. So why don't you take your friends dumb a** and lazy a** and go bust your a** elsewhere you smart a**!"
2006-12-05 22:20:15 · answer #2 · answered by Bird 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Types Of Turds
2017-01-16 04:06:31 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alternative ending ?
The barman replied, " Four types of turd my friend, musturd, custurd, big sh*t - and you - you smartass little basturd - you' re banned !!"
2006-12-05 20:47:41 · answer #4 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hehe. Well done. Will have to remember this one next time I'm out on the town.
2006-12-05 20:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-05 22:21:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont really get the 1st bit...
my boyfriend just explained it to me! HydroGIN nitroGIN and oxyGIN! Ha Ha
2006-12-05 20:15:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mich 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First joke that didn't make me laugh. nice try though
2006-12-05 20:15:38 · answer #8 · answered by Powerpuffgeezer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-05 21:06:51 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wo hey. You go girl.
2006-12-05 20:18:33 · answer #10 · answered by Orla C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋