thee was this blonde who used to get bagged for being really dumb...
so she died her hair black...
one day she was driving along a country road and she came acros a flock of sheep getting moved across he road by a farmer.
she stopped her car and got out looking at the adorable lambs.
"Scuse sir but if i guess how many sheep u have in this flock can i keep one?"
"um, highly unlikely u will guess so yeah go ahead."
"Um, 236"
"Well ill b blowed u got it right, go ahead...any sheep of your choice."
the black/blonde took the one she wanted and drove through the sheep.
it was a while before she realised that the farmer was racing behind her car on a horse. she slowed to a stop and he farmer slowed down near her window.
"um, maam, if i guess your natural hair couler can i have my dog back?
2006-12-05
20:04:38
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