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thee was this blonde who used to get bagged for being really dumb...
so she died her hair black...
one day she was driving along a country road and she came acros a flock of sheep getting moved across he road by a farmer.
she stopped her car and got out looking at the adorable lambs.
"Scuse sir but if i guess how many sheep u have in this flock can i keep one?"
"um, highly unlikely u will guess so yeah go ahead."
"Um, 236"
"Well ill b blowed u got it right, go ahead...any sheep of your choice."
the black/blonde took the one she wanted and drove through the sheep.
it was a while before she realised that the farmer was racing behind her car on a horse. she slowed to a stop and he farmer slowed down near her window.
"um, maam, if i guess your natural hair couler can i have my dog back?

2006-12-05 20:04:38 · 12 answers · asked by funny.bones 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

ha ha ha very very funny

2006-12-05 22:04:12 · answer #1 · answered by mr. x 5 · 0 0

That was a really good joke!
Yeah,,, blondes exist only to make us laugh!

2006-12-06 04:42:01 · answer #2 · answered by Annietska 3 · 0 0

good joke, but you kinda fluffed the punchline at the end with the bad spelling!

2006-12-06 06:37:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

havent heard that one before so i found it hilarious .keep up the good work,makes life so much better

2006-12-06 05:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by bad tooth 2 · 0 0

somewhat funny but not hysterical

2006-12-06 04:27:08 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0 0

Funny....

2006-12-06 04:36:39 · answer #6 · answered by Hamdi93 2 · 0 0

that really happened to me. he got his dog back.

2006-12-06 04:06:40 · answer #7 · answered by aprillindee 2 · 0 0

Why are blondes targetted????

They are so beautiful & sexy [mostly]

2006-12-06 04:11:34 · answer #8 · answered by just curious 4 · 0 0

Not bad...

2006-12-06 04:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0 0

this is one horney wannabe blonde.

2006-12-06 04:11:26 · answer #10 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0 0

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