Do you think,it is funny...?

Question

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse orders a scotch, gulps it down and slams the glass on the bar. He turns to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press it 20 times to work up an appetite, and then make off with the cheese."

The second mouse orders two shots of bourbon, slams them down and nearly breaks the glasses on the bar. He turns to the first mouse and replies, "Yeah, well, when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind it into a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."

The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this BS. I gotta go home and screw the cat."

Answer 1

LMAO ! that wasnt funny..that was HILARIOUS ! !lol

Answer 2

Pretty good...reminds me of being in places like that...ya need a shovel for the bs.

Answer 3

Yeah its kinda funny. Definitely not one I have heard before.

Answer 4

i thought it was chuckle out loud funny

Answer 5

very funny

Answer 6

ha ha ha very very funny

Answer 7

yes,i think it is hilarious

Answer 8

sort of

Answer 9

that was nice.

Answer 10

NICE...