Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle.
The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the physician in the window seat says, "I think I'll get a glass of coke."
"No problem," says the lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."
While he's gone, one of the physicians picks up the attorney's shoe & spits in it.
When he returns with the coke, the other physician says,
"That looks good! I think I'll have one too."
Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink.
While he's gone, the other physician picks up the other shoe & spits in it.
The lawyer comes back & enjoys the flight.
However, as the plane is landing, the lawyer slips his feet into
his shoes& realizes immediately what has happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asks the physicians.
"This fighting between our professions?”
“This hatred?”
“This animosity?”
“This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
2006-12-05 20:06:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a bloody cracker mate, love your sense of humour!!!
2006-12-05 22:33:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny, I tried not seat next to a physician & a lawyer on my next flight.
2006-12-06 04:17:38 · answer #2 · answered by lim h 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one man. that's 10/10.
2006-12-06 04:51:26 · answer #3 · answered by merlin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke!! its Soooooooooo funny....
2006-12-06 04:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by Hamdi93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great 1 - kudos
2006-12-06 04:22:06 · answer #5 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehe funny ~ i read it previously ~ still funny
2006-12-06 04:11:50 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it, like it, will share with coworkers.
2006-12-06 04:08:27 · answer #7 · answered by d h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
nice one
2006-12-06 04:08:05 · answer #8 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke,LOL
2006-12-06 04:15:43 · answer #9 · answered by Mary 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very, very, very old one that is.
2006-12-06 04:43:20 · answer #10 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋