An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English fool and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin. When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing.
'Well' he explained' By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen'.
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland fools and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously. When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing.
'Well' he explained,' by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying 'Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure.......'
2006-12-05 19:56:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's seriously funny....
2006-12-05 20:44:08 · answer #1 · answered by Hamdi93 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah good idea!
Pleasure!
Great joke....!
2006-12-06 04:24:50 · answer #2 · answered by just curious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how about 'it gives me great pleasure to 'come' today?
2006-12-06 07:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by tiggywinkle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
agin and agin and agin till we all drop dead laughing
2006-12-06 04:01:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha very very funny
2006-12-06 06:08:33 · answer #5 · answered by mr. x 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL THREE SHOULD PUT THEIR HEADS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS, BECAUSE THEY HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR ***,
2006-12-06 04:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
funny
2006-12-06 03:57:57 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...that was damn funny.
2006-12-06 04:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...that was funny
2006-12-06 04:00:20 · answer #9 · answered by BLaQue 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT BAD
2006-12-06 05:27:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋