Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get.
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my own humble opinion against thousands of others?
Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.
People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright.
Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.
The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for him.
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.
When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree, but that is your natural voice.
I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told him not to act like a fool.
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as much vituperation in them as possible.
I don't hold your behavior against you because I realize it was caused by childhood trauma; your parents spanked you when you fell on your head and broke the cement.
2006-12-05 23:09:32 · 7 answers · asked by sara657915 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You took two hours just to get through 60 minutes.
2006-12-05 23:26:29 · answer #1 · answered by Beeswax 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your Like The Smartest Kid with Down Syndrome!
2006-12-06 07:14:26 · answer #2 · answered by ccg881 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sommat funny i came across today was - okay i will have to exaplin the scenrio
i have a cold today but still came into college, so i woz sat there, doin my work and sneezin at the same time - any1 tried to stop a sneeze please tell me how cos its hard - so im sat there sneezin loads, and my mate turns around to me and says stop sneezin! - like how exactly, ive got a cold and cant help it!
a while later, she truned around and clamped a tissue against my face, like that isnt goin to help stop it now is it, so i continued, so she swapped places with the lass sat next to me and pinched my nose thorughout the whole lesson - i woz like stop it please, cos load of ppl were starrin at us, like what the hell are they doing!
2006-12-06 07:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.
2006-12-06 08:17:45 · answer #4 · answered by Monni 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're so dumb, you think celibate is something a street walker does.
2006-12-06 07:17:27 · answer #5 · answered by Cal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you're so stupid, you took a doughnut back because it had a hole in it
2006-12-06 07:16:28 · answer #6 · answered by RZA 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are so low, you have to look down to look up!
2006-12-06 07:12:16 · answer #7 · answered by cadaholic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋