There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo
toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is
hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day
promptly at 8:00 AM.
The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the
new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed
up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're
really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a
straight face, but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave
you yesterday....." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".
2006-12-05 23:20:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks, you made our morning!! ROFL!
2006-12-06 00:33:10 · answer #1 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Elmo...lol...2 funny...
2006-12-05 23:30:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, somehow i've got to figure out a way to use this at my next staff meeting. I'm gonna get fired. PMSLOL
2006-12-05 23:45:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Super wicked!
2006-12-05 23:26:09 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Double thumbs up from me - must remember it.....
Nice one
2006-12-06 00:53:58 · answer #5 · answered by mojorainbow1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could say she made a balls up !
2006-12-06 00:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilariously priceless love it can't stop laughing!
2006-12-06 00:59:20 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
absolutley brilliant#
hahahaaahahahahaha
2006-12-06 00:06:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant--best joke this week.
2006-12-05 23:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
siiiiiick
2006-12-05 23:23:38 · answer #10 · answered by Low profile 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha... gave u thums up.....
:)
2006-12-05 23:35:10 · answer #11 · answered by TulipGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋