Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant

arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only

way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They

had been at each other's throats for some time and felt

that this was their last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor

jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.

"What seems to be the problem?"
The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the

wrongs within their marriage.

After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor

went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed

her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back

down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in

disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to

the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a

week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied...
"I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

2006-12-03 03:13:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 03:13:35 · 11 answers · asked by ziba 1 in Music

Someone said it was Boston, someone said it was Pink Floyd.

I say it was the eagles greatest hits. I think I am right, but not for sure?

2006-12-03 03:13:30 · 12 answers · asked by Captain705 1 in Music

...gardening? Why or why not?

2006-12-03 03:13:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

So this lady goes to her doctor and explains that her

husband can't get it up like he used to and their sex life is

suffering. The doctor asks, "Have you heard of a new drug

named Zyban?" The lady says yes, but adds that her

husband refuses to take pills of any kind, and certainyl

won't take anything that "will make him feel like less of a

man." The doctor advises the woman to slip it into his

morning coffee when he isn't looking. The woman is

nervous, but the doctor insists, "it will cange your life

within a day," os she figures she'd better try it.

A week goes by and the lady shows back up at the

doctor's office and the doctor asks her how it went. The

lady heaves a tremedous sigh and explains, "I snuck it

into his coffee like you said. And, sure enough, within 15

minutes, he cleared off the table, threw me on it and we

had the best sex we'd had in 20 years." Perplexed, the

doctor asks, "What's wrong with that?" And the lady

schakes her head and says, "I don't think i'll be able to

show my face at McDonalds again."

2006-12-03 03:12:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I cant get into all the MTV teenie bopper stuff. Im looking for artists that are for a mature adult audience yet not lame. Something that doesnt involve a whiney teenager strumming powerchords complaining about life. Thanks!

2006-12-03 03:11:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I just found out that I can't answer more than 20 questions today? Who else is limited by this B.S.?? Oh yeah... if you are you probably don't want to spend your time answering this. :-) I'm just outraged... now I actually have to work... :-(

2006-12-03 03:11:16 · 23 answers · asked by chanteuse87 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:11:08 · 22 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

the question is related to the movie "pirates of the caribbean dead
man's chest"

2006-12-03 03:10:29 · 19 answers · asked by j.knoche@rogers.com 1 in Movies

2006-12-03 03:09:50 · 32 answers · asked by Christine S 1 in Celebrities

Hi, been away for two weeks and missed three episodes of the X factor. Which artists went out and when? The last three episodes only please and who is in the final?

2006-12-03 03:09:16 · 12 answers · asked by patsy 5 in Television

Fill in the blank

2006-12-03 03:08:50 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I have just recently become a fan of Cameron, and I have seen some of her movies, and of the ones I ahve seen, she has not fainted in any of them. Are there any that she faints in? Are there other hot Hollywood actresses that faint?

2006-12-03 03:08:48 · 2 answers · asked by Alaweave 1 in Celebrities

2006-12-03 03:08:31 · 5 answers · asked by therammid 1 in Celebrities

for anyone who doesn't know, the bad guy makes bond sit on a chair with the bottom cut out, and swings a heavy knotted rope up between his legs. OUCH!

2006-12-03 03:08:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

...can be traced back to their IP Address for Internet Violations?
there are protection laws in the US and other countries against abuse in general applictions from ponography, vulgarity and racial slurs, and applies directly to the use of this General Site.

2006-12-03 03:08:10 · 17 answers · asked by Robert B 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:08:08 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Movies

Everybodys prejudice, but does anyone actually just shut their brain up and actuallly get to know the person?

2006-12-03 03:08:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

took away the thumbs option,or do you care if you get thubs up or down?

2006-12-03 03:07:47 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Natalie Portman looks like she could play Juliet in another remake of "Romeo and Juliet" and also she could play Dorothy in a remake of "The Wizard of Oz". Does anyone else think she could play these parts, that she looks like them?

2006-12-03 03:06:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-03 03:06:33 · 20 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

For those of you who have watched "Lisa Williams", do you believe she is really clairvoyant? Does anyone have a personal experience with Lisa?

2006-12-03 03:06:08 · 2 answers · asked by Ed A 1 in Celebrities

a bubble bath and candles
or i want a piece chocolate

2006-12-03 03:05:30 · 14 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

I think it is such a beautiful song, but so sad, the sound, and the lyrics, that it makes me feel sad and like crying. I think it's about heartbreak, but not just romantic heartbreak, about losing a loved one. What do you think of the song? I also really like the new Jessica Simpson song "I Belong To Me", any1 have thoughts on this song too? I think it's completely about Nick Lachey.

2006-12-03 03:03:48 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-03 03:03:07 · 8 answers · asked by Z, unnecessary letter 5 in Music

A misunderstood and damaged woman, struggling to cope with life and its misfortunes or a sad old talentless slapper who needs to get real and shut the feck up?

2006-12-03 03:02:59 · 25 answers · asked by bumbleboi 6 in Celebrities

2006-12-03 03:02:19 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

covers on a cold winters night

2006-12-03 03:01:52 · 16 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

For me: Wind in the Willows and Winnie the Pooh (very zen)
and Harry Potter

2006-12-03 03:01:29 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:01:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies