Entertainment & Music - 3 December 2006

2006-12-03 03:28:32 · 3 answers · asked by jr 1 in Polls & Surveys

A farmer buys several sheeps, hoping to breed them. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheeps are getting pregnant, and calls a vet for help.The vet tells the farmer that he should try artificial insemination. The farmer doesn`t have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, he only asks the vet how he will know when the sheeps are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will, instead, lay down and wallow in the mud when they are pregnant.
The farmer hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means HE has to impregnate the sheeps. So he loads the sheeps into his truck, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all. Then he brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheeps. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn`t take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, does each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheeps still just standing around. One more try, he tells himself,and proceeds to load them up and drives them out to the woods. He spends all day with the sheeps and, upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look at the sheeps. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheeps are laying in the mud.
"No," she says, "they`re all in the truck and one of them is honking the horn."

2006-12-03 03:28:27 · 1 answers · asked by toppopsy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-03 03:28:25 · 13 answers · asked by Lawrence M 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-03 03:26:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I want to see MTV from when they first started with all the old VJ's
Adam Curry, Martha Quinn. What happened to MTV its just a bunch of crappy game shows, and yeah i know they have alternate music channels like MTV 1. I want my MTV

2006-12-03 03:26:41 · 9 answers · asked by sweetie1995 4 in Television

It represents summer time for me...and for you?

2006-12-03 03:26:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to see MTV from when they first started with all the old VJ's
Adam Curry, Martha Quinn. What happened to MTV its just a bunch of crappy game shows, and yeah i know they have alternate music channels like MTV 1. I want my MTV

2006-12-03 03:26:27 · 7 answers · asked by sweetie1995 4 in Music

2006-12-03 03:26:14 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:26:02 · 28 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:25:43 · 11 answers · asked by Mmm 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:24:48 · 16 answers · asked by RNM 4 in Polls & Surveys

than 33

2006-12-03 03:22:56 · 16 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

Seriously! Some people do? (When they cut their finger, etc. ) Why?

2006-12-03 03:22:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

is there any documentary/fiction/docu drama film maker who is in requried of cinematographer??location hyderabad/banglore..plz mail me..

2006-12-03 03:22:10 · 1 answers · asked by chakradhar 1 in Movies

in what circumstances?

2006-12-03 03:21:59 · 15 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:21:28 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If so, why? If not, who is?

2006-12-03 03:20:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

it's a song by a female country singer...
it starts with
woke up this morning at three am
or got in this morning at three am

anyone know?

2006-12-03 03:20:36 · 2 answers · asked by Ann 1 in Music

I once saw the end of it, but I would really love to see the whole thing...I tried youtube and for once couldn't find what I was looking for.

2006-12-03 03:20:29 · 5 answers · asked by makelovenothate 2 in Television

2006-12-03 03:19:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

2006-12-03 03:19:00 · 9 answers · asked by Witchywoo 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I can't wait to know, but I just can't decide... I think Caridee will go home first, but I can't decide after that...

2006-12-03 03:18:40 · 7 answers · asked by Lovely 3 in Television

It's bloody miserable here - West Yorkshire, UK. I've been awake since about 5am because of the noise made by the wind and rain.

2006-12-03 03:18:37 · 103 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

Why?

2006-12-03 03:18:02 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:17:22 · 35 answers · asked by Lovely 3 in Polls & Surveys

i have this friend who i can't tell her that i love her , but we always listen to music together and hang out
so i want some good music that she can know when she listen to them

and i need songs , if someone break-up with someone but he feels bad and want to get back together , not for me , for other friend

2006-12-03 03:16:56 · 4 answers · asked by shshsh765 1 in Music

Besides answering this question. =)

I end up finding myself on the computer asking questions on random days like this...or just chillin listening to music, its never silent here.... =X

2006-12-03 03:16:42 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-03 03:16:15 · 4 answers · asked by ziba 1 in Music

2006-12-03 03:15:03 · 10 answers · asked by ziba 1 in Music

i can hardly wait to see those untalented freaks that come on there who think they can sing.it cracks me up all the time.and they get worse and worse each year LOL

2006-12-03 03:14:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television