Things you can only say at Christmas (*rude*)?

Question

1. I prefer breasts to legs.
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
5. I've never seen a better spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you put it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

I can't take credit for any of the above, my best friend sent me them in an email - I just thought I'd share the humour!

Can anyone else think of any more that should be included?

Also it was pitched to me as "Christmas sayings" because I'm from the UK - we don't celebrate Thanksgiving but I guess that humour does translate across the continents!

Answer 1

LMAO, that was pretty good, I never really thought about these sayings, but you do have a point. :)

Answer 2

Even those this is pretty old, I laughed when I first heard it. And it's not really for Christmas, the list was made for Thanksgiving. And you forgot, "I prefer dark meat to white meat" or white meat to dark meat.

Answer 3

That was woderful!But dont you think that it goes better with Thankgiving?Here's another one:are you ready for me to stuff it in?
How'd you like that one?

Answer 4

That's excellent

Answer 5

hahahaha u funny girl

Answer 6

LOL ! have you tried any of those catch phrases? LOL !

Answer 7

that's hilarious...did you come up with all of these?

Answer 8

lol ;p

Answer 9

LOL!