After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant
arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only
way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They
had been at each other's throats for some time and felt
that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor
jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion.
"What seems to be the problem?"
The wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the
wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor
went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed
her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back
down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
He looked over at the husband who was staring in
disbelief at what had happened. The counselor spoke to
the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a
week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied...
"I can have her here on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
2006-12-03 03:13:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. The counselor should've suggested more than a passionate kiss.
2006-12-03 03:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by I Am Legend 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i bet the husband is giving 'counseling' somewhere else! LOL!
2006-12-03 11:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!
the @sshole aint even givin her any lovin, wha she needs!
2006-12-03 11:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
if my man isnt even kissing me,then that means its time to throw in that viagra!!!!
2006-12-03 11:26:35 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Jadaboo♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one :)
2006-12-03 11:18:34 · answer #5 · answered by invisible1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
more funny stuff!
2006-12-03 11:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by ♫ giD∑■η ♫ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww how mean!
2006-12-03 11:36:11 · answer #7 · answered by chels!?! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-12-03 11:16:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋