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RESCUE 77 is the Search and Rescue unit of Station 77 of the Los Angeles Fire Department. This fine show aired on the WB in the spring of 1999. In fact in the beginning the WB aired this series twice a week and then they lost faith in the program and it was quickly cancelled. "Resuce 77" was truely a quality show that made Richard Roundtree return to series television. It was a sort of precursor to NBC's "Third Watch" which has had a long run on that network. "Rescue 77" should have been given more of a chance than the eight episode order that the WB gave it.

Christian Kane played Wick Lobo
Marjorie Monaghan played Kathleen Ryan
Victor Browne played Michael Bell
Richard Roundtree played Captain Dufree


so...did anyone watch that show? I don't think it lasted very long but I thought it was pretty good! haha...

2006-11-28 06:47:04 · 4 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7 in Television

Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."

"Why's that?"

"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ***."

I Found This At comedycentral.com they have a bunch of jokes that are funnier

2006-11-28 06:46:13 · 11 answers · asked by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 06:45:16 · 16 answers · asked by mriee 3 in Music

main door of ur house i mean !

hehe :)

2006-11-28 06:44:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 06:44:26 · 14 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not"

2006-11-28 06:44:08 · 19 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

A man goes into a restaurant. A beautiful waitress comes over to serve him and asks what he would like. He says, “I want a quickie.” She slaps him and says, “Just give me your order, mister!” The man says, “I want a quickie!” She slaps him again. “Last chance,” “What do you want?” The man insists, “Look, I really, really want a quickie!”
Another customer leans over and says, “I believe that’s pronounced quiche.”

2006-11-28 06:42:27 · 15 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-28 06:42:10 · 1 answers · asked by sharks 3 in Movies

every1 has done something bad when drunk so go on make me and the others watchin laugh ;)

2006-11-28 06:42:08 · 30 answers · asked by saul2slash 2 in Jokes & Riddles

The Ku Klux Klan was a terroist organisation that murdered and imtimidated the Blacks of America, especially the South after slavery and the American Civil War. What do you think of them, were they right or wrong in your eyes, and what could've been done to prevent them killing.

2006-11-28 06:42:03 · 11 answers · asked by bxiok 2 in Polls & Surveys

Its either Luke or Annikin not sure. But I can't stay awake through the movies to see if it true or not. In that song "Star Wars Rap" by Wierd Al Darth Vader tells the other person he's his father.

2006-11-28 06:41:59 · 16 answers · asked by pi_with_pink_hair 1 in Movies

i need some info for mi essay on keira knightley. i need to know wat learning disability she has, info on her learning disabilities, websites i can visit, how does she get over this disability. like things she does that help her with it or things she does to obver come her learning disability. plz help me this is really important and i need to know wat i can right now. please give me ur own opinions as well and i will include them in mi essay i would like to know wat people think about it. thnkx!!!! luv ya babez!!!!!!ps u dont no how important this is

2006-11-28 06:41:53 · 5 answers · asked by Gossip Gurl 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-28 06:41:52 · 18 answers · asked by blueeyes3313 4 in Polls & Surveys

I just received a Musical Chanukan Dreidel and love it but can only remember the first few words. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I made it out of clay. I would love to be able to sing the rest as I did as a child. If anyone knows the words I would be very grateful if you would send them to me.

Thank you,

Judy

2006-11-28 06:41:33 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...That you wish you could really meet??

2006-11-28 06:41:14 · 41 answers · asked by Shakira 3 in Polls & Surveys

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks. "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her ****?" Mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

2006-11-28 06:40:40 · 7 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

How would it be different?LOL.

2006-11-28 06:40:15 · 13 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-28 06:40:13 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma, Grandpa, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey, the dressing, the fruit salad, the cranberry sauce, the pies, the cakes, even the Cool Whip.

Then he paused, and everyone waited--and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the broccoli, won't he know that I'm lying?"

2006-11-28 06:39:48 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Heaven or Hell?

(Assume they are true (for nonbelievers))

13/15-23

2006-11-28 06:39:41 · 16 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

I know there are rumors that it might happen, just wondering if anyone knows anything new.

2006-11-28 06:38:59 · 11 answers · asked by know it all 2 in Movies

A man calls his house from work to speak with his wife about how the new maid was working out. The maid answered the phone & impressed with her courtious manners, he identified himself as the husband of the house & asked to speak with his wife. Sounding puzzled, the maid said "but he is here already in the bedroom with his wife". Angered, realiziling that his wife was having an affair, he tells the maid, "do you want to make $10,000 today?"

Curiously, she says "How?"

"Go to the den & get my gun & shoot them both!" he barks at her.

Eager for the money, she sets the phone down & does as instructed. Upon her return to the phone, she asks, "ok, what now?"

He tells her to put both bodies in the pool & just leave the house. She goes and comes back a few moments later, to say, "You dont have a pool!"

The man pauses & asks, "is this 555-.....?"

2006-11-28 06:38:48 · 7 answers · asked by ricks 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Or the supermodels like Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista, Naomi Campbell, or anybody else? Also included in this question Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry, or anyone you can name not listed?

2006-11-28 06:38:41 · 19 answers · asked by Maji 3 in Celebrities

Did you ever give a lame answer on purpose, and get Best Answer out of it?

2006-11-28 06:38:39 · 31 answers · asked by eeyoree rocks2003 7 in Polls & Surveys

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