A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks. "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment". So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth." So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nice mouf, can I see her ****?" Mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's ****, pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?
2006-11-28 06:40:40 · 7 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO...... freaking hilarious.
2006-11-28 07:06:17 · answer #1 · answered by Kim 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Awww... that poor midget. Nice joke.
2006-11-28 15:11:44 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can thee that that wuth very funny...Nith...very nith..
2006-11-28 14:45:37 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, you are on a roll today!
2006-11-28 14:43:55 · answer #4 · answered by slknspphr3645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cracking up so hard right now!
2006-11-28 16:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it!!!
2006-11-28 14:46:27 · answer #6 · answered by ratdog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... this is the best one so far
2006-11-28 14:45:49 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋