Entertainment & Music - 28 November 2006

Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.......
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner.

"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whiskey. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."

"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
"Thought he was having his picture taken" says the coroner.

2006-11-28 06:35:30 · 7 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why are there so many UFO sightings in the US, compared to the rest of the world?

2006-11-28 06:35:20 · 11 answers · asked by Balaboo 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Anyone remember a movie from the 80's about 3 boys who build a spaceship?

I'm pretty sure it was in the eighties anyway. All I remember is that three boys build some sort of space ship from scrap parts, and the main body of the ship was an old "Tilt-a-Whirl". I know the thing actually flew because I remember them going into space.

I don't know why this movie popped into my head the other day. Anyone else remember it? What's the title? I think my kids would like it.

2006-11-28 06:35:13 · 3 answers · asked by freyas_kin28 6 in Movies

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gimme the rite answer to this hard riddle?

heres the riddle:

ur walking and then u come to a tree. to the left of it,theres a path and theres also another path to the right of it. they are the roads of life. one path leads to fame and fortune and the other leads to a certain death but u dont no which is which. the tree is in the middle. then u see 2 gnomes that live in the tree. they look exactly the same but if they leave the tree they'll die. one gnome ALWAYS tells the truth and the other ALWAYS lies. but u dont no which is which. u have to decide which road to take. u can ask ONLY ONE gnome ONLY ONE question. wat u need to do is figure out which question ur goin to ask one of them. this was pretty hard for me. good luck (you'll probably need it).

2006-11-28 06:34:52 · 15 answers · asked by NoBody 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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First Time?

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he Takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.

2006-11-28 06:34:50 · 7 answers · asked by Kim 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Is Mickey Rooney dead ?

Does somebody knows?

2006-11-28 06:34:27 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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this is just a joke no offence intended. Just repeating what I heard!!!?

A black guy and a white man were sitting in the park.

The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling bananas. So the black guy said "Mr. can u look after my bananas I am going to the toilet".

"Oh yes go ahead" said the white guy.

When the black guy came back there were no more bananas and he goes mad,"where are my bananas?"

The white guy says "ask your brother", pointing at his monkey. The black guy just chilled. Then the white guy said few seconds later, 'can u look after your brother I am going to the toilet.

The black guy says, OK.
When the white guy came back the monkey was dead and he went mad Asking "what happened to my monkey?" The black dude says "Mr. don't get Involved it's a family matter!!!"

2006-11-28 06:33:53 · 10 answers · asked by zaazzy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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How come Gomer Pyle never beat up any hippies?

2006-11-28 06:33:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How many of you have listen to songs and the lyrics never hit you until you were living it?

We all know music is powerful, well these lyrics never hit me until today of songs I already knew, but now it spells out what is deep inside...

Songs that come to mind in my head that summarizes where I am right now but 3 different stages...
1. "Far Away" from Nickelback
2. "Coming Undone" by Korn
3. "Letting Go" by Jeremy Camp

Check out the lyrics of all 3 in order and you will see inside of my head if you really care to know...

What sings to you today?

Later all, as I contiue to find myself again...I'll be back.

2006-11-28 06:32:50 · 5 answers · asked by Batman has left the building 3 in Music

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Who is your favorite Texas Music Artist/Band? And Why?

2006-11-28 06:32:32 · 10 answers · asked by Kyle3701 2 in Music

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How do you choose the best answer out of 3000 or more answers? Who has actually been picked?

2006-11-28 06:31:49 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Is a Mini Cooper really...?

just a redesigned Yugo?
I thought it was illegal to ride go-carts on the highway.

2006-11-28 06:31:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Which country in Europe has the least educated populace?

Where in Europe are most people still without formal educations?

2006-11-28 06:31:15 · 10 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Are you thankful?

When I'm stoned out of my head and the walls are metling around me, I am ever so thankful that my door is something ajar. Have you had a similar experience?

2006-11-28 06:30:22 · 9 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

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what the hell is the difference between chatting and personal communication, and asking a question?

2006-11-28 06:30:11 · 17 answers · asked by twatwaffle 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Which nation in Europe is home to the ugliest women?

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest of them all? Which country in Europe has the ugliest women?

2006-11-28 06:29:34 · 9 answers · asked by Jumpin' Jack Flash 1 in Polls & Surveys

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I love the album by the band Sigur Ros called Takk.?

Can anyone suggest other bands who do similar music to Sigur Ros. Thanks

2006-11-28 06:28:27 · 4 answers · asked by Rina Roy 2 in Music

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John Lennon?

It is not widely known but anyone who has researched John Lennon would know that he killed a member of the pre Beatles band "The Quarrymen". What was the name of who he killed, the date he was killed and any other information or links to this subject?

2006-11-28 06:28:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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