Tarzan gets into a huge fight with a lion in the jungles of Africa. The lion is defeated, but not before it rips off Tarzan's arm, eye, and dick. Of course, Tarzan's jungle friends help him out by giving him the parts he needs -- the eye of an eagle, the arm of a gorilla, and an elephant trunk for a dick. A while later, Cheeta the Chimp asks Tarzan how his new parts are working out for him.
"Tarzan like. With new eye, can see far. With new arm, Tarzan strong. But no like new wee-wee."
"Why's that?"
"It keep taking weeds and shoving in Tarzan's ***."
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2006-11-28 06:46:13 · 11 answers · asked by sk8ter_girl_of07 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lolz
2006-11-28 06:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by NoBody 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-10 17:50:34 · answer #2 · answered by raper 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor Tarzan...Where's Jane...
2006-11-28 07:03:32 · answer #3 · answered by mrsoscaralvarado 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like this joke but it could be better. 4/10
2006-11-28 10:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Gabriel m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's good for a chuckle, thanx.
2006-11-28 07:14:18 · answer #5 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
2006-11-28 07:01:52 · answer #6 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard that one years ago
2006-11-28 06:52:26 · answer #7 · answered by GuZZiZZit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha you know whe liked it
2006-11-28 06:55:22 · answer #8 · answered by apost 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's kinda funny.
2006-11-28 07:23:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA!!!!! Good one!
2006-11-28 06:51:46 · answer #10 · answered by care_bear1108 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋