A man calls his house from work to speak with his wife about how the new maid was working out. The maid answered the phone & impressed with her courtious manners, he identified himself as the husband of the house & asked to speak with his wife. Sounding puzzled, the maid said "but he is here already in the bedroom with his wife". Angered, realiziling that his wife was having an affair, he tells the maid, "do you want to make $10,000 today?"
Curiously, she says "How?"
"Go to the den & get my gun & shoot them both!" he barks at her.
Eager for the money, she sets the phone down & does as instructed. Upon her return to the phone, she asks, "ok, what now?"
He tells her to put both bodies in the pool & just leave the house. She goes and comes back a few moments later, to say, "You dont have a pool!"
The man pauses & asks, "is this 555-.....?"
2006-11-28 06:38:48 · 7 answers · asked by ricks 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The chances of there being both a maid and a gun in the den in the other household is the only problem with this.
2006-11-28 06:42:45 · answer #1 · answered by the Boss 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Ooooooooo... bad mistake, but a great joke.
2006-11-28 15:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
too funny for words
2006-11-28 14:42:11 · answer #3 · answered by you people 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-28 14:42:10 · answer #4 · answered by parrotsarenoisy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..... freaking hilarious
2006-11-28 15:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Kim 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol haha....better watch it!
2006-11-28 14:54:20 · answer #6 · answered by bellebelle113 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was good, I'm laughing....... Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-28 14:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by P-Nut 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋